Originally Posted by Amethyst
Very Off Topic I know, but why do you continually refer to your wife as the young wife? Do you have an older one stashed somewhere?
Amethyst (used to be a young wife, now just a middle-aged one but STILL younger than husband)
Nope. She has been the one and only wife for the last 28 years. She is 2 years younger than me, but looks substantially younger than that.