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Old 10-09-2011, 02:05 PM   #21
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OMG - I am DEFINITELY retirement challenged! While I have relished the warm welcomes from so many, I have also been gleeful to read the additional offerings of shared knowledge. My note pad now has several more areas of thought to do some follow-up on. But then along comes my own self deserved "blonde moment".

Upon reading warm greetings from Huston55 I noted one of the TAGs at the bottom. (I've tried to read everything I can in effort to learn as much as I should already know at this point.) It read "Historical Bond Quotes?" and being the true blonde, I clicked on it thinking to read some quips from James Bond. So goes the slow trailing efforts of a government worker with little more than personal savings, CSRS, and TSP in my portfolio.

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Old 10-09-2011, 02:15 PM   #22
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So did yah hear this one?

.Two Blondes With Hammers...

Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity House.
Lynn was nailing down house siding,
would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it
over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end,
and I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset and yelled,
'You moron! Those nails aren't defective!
They're for the OTHER side of the house!'

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