A song that makes you burst out in laughing?

[robnplunder]

The other day, I was listening to an old CD while driving to a place. This song came out and I burst out in laughing. Not a PC song in this day and age but it's hilarious. Anyone else has songs that make you burst out in laughing?


"Ain't Gonna Bump No More"

Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Ya'll both can get on down
Ya'll both can get on down, huh

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
< snip >
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
< snip >

Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down

She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't gettin' down
You done hurt my hip once

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
< snip >
Somebody take her, I don't want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don't want her
Say, Leroy, you can have this one, dude
This big fat woman, dude
I don't want her

 

[HtownRose]

Red Solo Cup

 

[Nodak]

This one
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins - YouTube

 

[Bestwifeever]

MacArthur Park. That poor cake.

 

[Jack_Pine]

Chipmunks Christmas song.

 

[outdoorgirl02]

The Christmas version of Here's Your Sign. Cracks me up every time.

 

[Janet H]

Hands down - Chipmunk with a Deathwish. You can listen here: Grooveshark - Free Music Streaming, Online Music

 

[robnplunder]

This one
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins - YouTube

That's amusing. Thanks.

 

[bld999]

Little Jimmy Dickens' "Take an Old Cold Tater and Wait"

 

[samclem]

"Boy Named Sue"
Written by the famous Shel Silverstein and made famous by Johnny Cash.
The video below is from Cash's performance at San Quentin, and it's the recording most of us are most familiar with. It was among the first times Cash had ever performed the song, and you can see him reading the words off of a sheet of paper.

"My name is Sue! How do you do!? Now, you gonna die."


Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue - 1969 - San Quentin - PS3 Youtube

 

[bbbamI]

This one tickled me to no end when I was a kid....decades ago...

Archie Campbell - The Cockfight - YouTube

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

The Monks: "Nice Legs, Shame about her Face."

The Monks-Nice Legs Shame About Her Face #191.*T*O*T*Ps*70s* - YouTube

 

[steelyman]

The Monks: "Nice Legs, Shame about her Face."

My lord, that's a band looking for a garage to appear.

 

[scrabbler1]

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" always made me laugh.

 

[walkinwood]

Shaggy's "It wasn't me"

His Why me Lord? is quite funny too.

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

My lord, that's a band looking for a garage to appear.

A couple of the musicians were former members of The Strawbs. (Remember them?)

 

[steelyman]

A couple of the musicians were former members of The Strawbs. (Remember them?)

Hmmm. No, I'm afraid I missed that particular pleasure!

 

[LoneAspen]

Hands down - Chipmunk with a Deathwish. You can listen here: Grooveshark - Free Music Streaming, Online Music

That was great - thanks for posting that!

Here's one I remember as a kid, Ray Stevens "The Streak":

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[robnplunder]

Hands down - Chipmunk with a Deathwish. You can listen here: Grooveshark - Free Music Streaming, Online Music

LOL! But I could not find the lyrics on the net.

 

[robnplunder]

"Boy Named Sue"
Written by the famous Shel Silverstein and made famous by Johnny Cash.
The video below is from Cash's performance at San Quentin, and it's the recording most of us are most familiar with. It was among the first times Cash had ever performed the song, and you can see him reading the words off of a sheet of paper.

"My name is Sue! How do you do!? Now, you gonna die."


Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue - 1969 - San Quentin - PS3 Youtube

Funny stuff. Note to myself - make a CD songs listed in this thread.

 

[Janet H]

LOL! But I could not find the lyrics on the net.

Not a very well known tune. it was written by Leah Koffman and Kat Fox. Our local Public radio DJ does an awesome cover and if you want to transcribe - you can snag a cleaner version here - on the very last video on this page (you will have to endure the first minute of chatter during his live performance). I would love a copy

Inland Folk with Dan Maher

 

[tmm99]

In case you haven't seen this before... It is rated R...

This to me was tear-jerking funny the first I watched it (on SNL).

 

[robnplunder]

Not a very well known tune. it was written by Leah Koffman and Kat Fox. Our local Public radio DJ does an awesome cover and if you want to transcribe - you can snag a cleaner version here - on the very last video on this page (you will have to endure the first minute of chatter during his live performance). I would love a copy

Inland Folk with Dan Maher

He's blind - noticed in the 1st video when he appears to "read" CD cover with his fingers. To do all the things (operating radio equipment, playing guitar, ...) he is doing despite being blind ... that's impressive.

 

[calmloki]

He said she heard. Dislike radio laughter, so here are lyrics instead:


She said, " You look handsome today dear."
He heard, " I just bought something really expensive."

He said, " Are you having an affair!?"
She heard, " Cuz I am, and it's great!"

She said, " Do I look fat in these pants?"
He heard, " Do you ever want to have sex again?"

He said, " You look great in those pants!"
She heard, " I am totally trained!"

She said, " It was fun visiting your mother."
He heard, " You owe me big time!!"

He said, " I bought you something from Victoria Secret."
She heard, " And could you wear this bag over your head too?"

She said, " Was it good for you!?"
He heard, " Cuz I hope someone had fun!"

She said, " We need to talk."
He heard, " You need a lawer!"

He said, " Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?"
She heard, " Do you mind living with an anal retentive-narotic?"

She said, " You were snoring again last night."
He heard, " Do you have to BREATHE!?!?"

He said, " I'm thinking about buying a motercycle."
She heard, " I'm in the mood for a BIG fight."

She said, " Would you go clothes shopping with me?"
He heard, " Can I pull your fingernails out with PLIERS!!"

He said, " I thought our waitress was very nice."
She heard, " I'll be thinking about her during sex!"

She said, " This commercial is so beautiful..."
He heard, " I'm getting my period!"

He said, " Lets try something new tonight.?"
She heard, " Lets see if you're double jointed!!"

She said, " Do you mind not watching football!?"
He heard, " Do you mind if i chop off your BALLS!?!?"
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And from my youth an old record when I heard it:

 

[Tom52]

Little Nash Rambler, the Beep Beep song. Just heard it on YouTube last night. I remember playing that over and over when I was a little kid. It probably drove the parents crazy at the time.