Acronyms

A trainer in a class I took once said there was "a disconnect between the seat cushion and the mouse pad."


Short between the keyboard and the floor...

One I made up to use for those super-duper, jump through hoops, OMFG, needed this yesterday requests. After placing the completed material on the requested rack, then observing that it hadn’t moved in two weeks, it was relabeled Special Highly Important Test...
 
Hope this helps?

*M- Madonna's new name, aka formerly known as Prince
YTD- Year of "The Donald"!
VG- Very Good
HCL- high cholesterol level
VBTLX- Martian speak
ACA- a small hacking cough
HSA-High school athletics
IIRC- I can't say for sure, but I think I read it on the internet?
SOB- troublesome neighbor
HDHP- New fangled Television format
OOPM- Elephant fart
HHS- Saudi Royal ship ( as in His Highnesses ship)
DW-Drunk Wife
DS- Dip s*it or Dip stick
SIL- should I listen
MIL- maybe I'll listen
FIL- F*ck I listened
DD-large breasted
BCBSBC- Be careful,be sure,be cheap
CSR-Crime show repeat
HVAC- Houston Veteran's clinic
SLCSP-a famous Polish hockey player
DFS-Down for sex
MAGI- The three wise men
APTC- Apartment/condo
IRA- Irish Republican Army
SS- German military officer
HI- Hawaii
IC- I see
LTCG- Lithuanian Coast Guard
APTC- Apartment/Condo
FCU- Fort Lauderdale City University
MM- tastes good
CT- Conneticut
VMFXX-Virgen/male/female Soft porn
FMPXX - Female/Canadian mountie Soft porn
VMMXX- same as above with two males
CD- precursor to the DVD
UTB- Under the bleachers
MF- Mother F**ker
SCORE- Goal/touchdown/bought drugs/got la*d
IMO- I am odd for thinking this way
FIRE- The third command in an execution
MMF- The head Motley Fool
FIT- Fashion institute of technology
FCU- Fort Worth City University(not to be confused with Fort Lauderdale City
ST- State
PIA- Pain in the A$$
HSBC- Hong Kong Shanghai Bank Corp
CU- See you
 
My favorite is when someone capitalizes a word that's not an acronym.
 
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