Hope this helps?
*M- Madonna's new name, aka formerly known as Prince
YTD- Year of "The Donald"!
VG- Very Good
HCL- high cholesterol level
VBTLX- Martian speak
ACA- a small hacking cough
HSA-High school athletics
IIRC- I can't say for sure, but I think I read it on the internet?
SOB- troublesome neighbor
HDHP- New fangled Television format
OOPM- Elephant fart
HHS- Saudi Royal ship ( as in His Highnesses ship)
DW-Drunk Wife
DS- Dip s*it or Dip stick
SIL- should I listen
MIL- maybe I'll listen
FIL- F*ck I listened
DD-large breasted
BCBSBC- Be careful,be sure,be cheap
CSR-Crime show repeat
HVAC- Houston Veteran's clinic
SLCSP-a famous Polish hockey player
DFS-Down for sex
MAGI- The three wise men
APTC- Apartment/condo
IRA- Irish Republican Army
SS- German military officer
HI- Hawaii
IC- I see
LTCG- Lithuanian Coast Guard
APTC- Apartment/Condo
FCU- Fort Lauderdale City University
MM- tastes good
CT- Conneticut
VMFXX-Virgen/male/female Soft porn
FMPXX - Female/Canadian mountie Soft porn
VMMXX- same as above with two males
CD- precursor to the DVD
UTB- Under the bleachers
MF- Mother F**ker
SCORE- Goal/touchdown/bought drugs/got la*d
IMO- I am odd for thinking this way
FIRE- The third command in an execution
MMF- The head Motley Fool
FIT- Fashion institute of technology
FCU- Fort Worth City University(not to be confused with Fort Lauderdale City
ST- State
PIA- Pain in the A$$
HSBC- Hong Kong Shanghai Bank Corp
CU- See you