I told dh2b about this thread yesterday. He listened, and promptly forgot about it. Or so I thought...
When he got his brand new shoes today, he went downstairs to the laundry room and threw out 2 pairs of old shoes that he had hanging around for messy j*bs. He replaced those 2 pairs with the pair he had been wearing to w*rk.
I do believe I just got one-upped.
However..it is NOT Saturday so it doesn't count.