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Old 07-20-2007, 04:38 PM   #1
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Another Misleading Headline

Here's one of CNN's headlines today:


Sure seems that they intentionally made it look like Bush had succumbed to low poll numbers, and Cheney was taking over for the rest of the term?
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Old 07-20-2007, 04:44 PM   #2
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So what was it exactly?
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Old 07-20-2007, 04:56 PM   #3
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I took it that Bush was going under anaesthesia, and Cheney was taking over. But I don't know if that is what they meant.
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I took it that Bush was going under anesthesia
Brain transplant?
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Brain transplant?
Maybe! I was thinking something more boring like skin cancer.

Ah... I peeked. It's his other end. A colonoscopy.
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exploratory brain surgery - hunting his head. (Too easy! Too easy!)

My personal fantasy? Cheney hits Iran while Bush is out and we have to continue with that new endeavor to avoid looking weak. Lord save me from people afraid of looking weak!
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It's his other end. A colonoscopy.

Ah...SEARCHING for his brain.
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Ah...SEARCHING for his brain.
ROFL!!!!!
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"Uhh...mr cheney...looks like we've found it...a small polyp...should we go ahead and remove it now?"

"Hold on...let ME do it..."

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Ah...SEARCHING for his brain.
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Despite my opinions on the man, I will refrain from commenting in the pointless attempt to appear above petty trashing of a public figure. What bothers me the most is that I voted for him four times. That only goes to show what I thought of his opponents.

I hate holding my nose when I vote. Please, give us some decent candidates this next go.

One thing I won't do is ever vote for Rick-ardo Perry-ez for Texas Governor again. The dems claimed "Bush lied" because the intel didn't fully support everything but ol' Rick-ardo said one thing before the election, won and did the opposite on several issues.
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exploratory brain surgery - hunting his head. (Too easy! Too easy!)
Of course, if Hillary had run earlier, he would have had to wait about 14 months for the privilege of having an underqualified surgeon perform the operation.
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Ah...SEARCHING for his brain.
Won't find what he never had!

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Brain transplant?
Any brain donor would do, even one with a barely functioning brian. A little would be better than (the current) none at all!
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How about a nice piece of cheese? A pancake? I'm quite certain I could come up with something to cover his pate...
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Okay I guess my brain was just much further down the gutter than the rest of you so far.
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Swell, thanks for the mental picture.

And I just ate lunch too...
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I had a colonoscopy last Monday. The procedure takes 20 minutes. They adminster a relaxant that means you need someone to drive you home. Total elapsed time one hour.

But if the relaxant causes his judgement to be impaired, how would anyone know?

I guess the item proves that he has an *sshole...named Cheney.
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I heard he was having a rather common rectal examination


Seems they found nothing other than his head.



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What ever happened to 'If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all'

Just what do you think is accomplished by dinigrating the President of the United States?

Personally I think it says more about the person making the comments that the person they are commenting about.

I normally refraim from being drawn in to this type of discussion, but the comments here are some of the worst I have seen and show a total disrespect for the office!
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What ever happened to 'If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all'

Just what do you think is accomplished by dinigrating the President of the United States?

Personally I think it says more about the person making the comments that the person they are commenting about.

I normally refraim from being drawn in to this type of discussion, but the comments here are some of the worst I have seen and show a total disrespect for the office!
The office I respect. What the current holder is doing to the office and to our system of checks and balances I do not respect.
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