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03-15-2010, 12:45 PM
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#161
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Thats is my favorite story of all............
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03-15-2010, 01:18 PM
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#162
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gone traveling
Join Date: May 2008
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Most of my best dating stories were from when I was in college...after living at home and working all summer, I always looked forward to going back to school in the fall.
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03-15-2010, 03:27 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Location: Collin County, TX
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If that's true, it's only because I supplied the pictures....
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There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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03-19-2010, 02:33 PM
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gone traveling
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bbbamI
Westernskies I love your prose,
It tickles me through my pantyhose.
All the while you speak of others,
Their situations and their druthers.
So tell us now a funny story,
That will prove to us your dating glory.
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I once dated a woman from the Azores,
unbridled passion oozed frrom her pores.
but there were issues of trust
and the relationship went bust
when percy broke out in red sores....
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03-19-2010, 02:55 PM
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#165
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Collin County, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Westernskies
I once dated a woman from the Azores,
unbridled passion oozed frrom her pores.
but there were issues of trust
and the relationship went bust
when percy broke out in red sores....
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Seems to me you’ve learned your lesson
about the right one to trust, now I’m just guessin’.
But if you should ever doubt
when your lady looks at you with a pout.
Grab some Saran Wrap before you start pressin’.
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03-19-2010, 03:26 PM
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Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: N. Yorkshire
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This dueling with lyrics is hilarious, I love it
It reminds me of one of my favorites...
There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a very long way . . .
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03-20-2010, 02:20 PM
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#167
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Do you really need to go there?
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03-20-2010, 02:29 PM
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#168
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Ummm...maybe...as I don't get out much.
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03-20-2010, 06:23 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a very long way . . .
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This same man from Bombay
made it to China one day.
His news was a thriller
as he was engaged to the gorilla
and was wed the very next day.
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03-20-2010, 08:18 PM
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#170
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Administrator
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03-22-2010, 01:56 PM
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gone traveling
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Nervous Alan, his heart gone a-twitter
upon spying a lass sipping bitters
Meeting her parents was grand
but not the impression he'd planned
when he peed in the sink, not the sh*tter
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03-22-2010, 02:34 PM
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#172
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Administrator
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03-22-2010, 04:25 PM
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#173
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Now you are just bragging. Is there a jealous emoticon?
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03-22-2010, 05:33 PM
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#174
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clifp
Now you are just bragging. Is there a jealous emoticon?
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I did not mean to brag..........I am just trying to measure up to my idol on this thread, Alan..........
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03-22-2010, 09:38 PM
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#175
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gone traveling
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You're up first ...
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03-22-2010, 11:41 PM
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#176
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Westernskies
You're up first ...
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Time to get another infraction..........
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03-23-2010, 09:30 AM
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#177
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gone traveling
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if your DW has already issued you an infraction for this at home, just bring a note from her for the mods...
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03-23-2010, 10:14 AM
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#178
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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"How do you measure yourself compared to other golfers"? (Judge Smales)
"By Height"! (Ty)
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