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Old 03-15-2010, 01:45 PM   #161
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I just remembered we stripped while driving across a bridge. ......
Thats is my favorite story of all............
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Old 03-15-2010, 02:18 PM   #162
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Most of my best dating stories were from when I was in college...after living at home and working all summer, I always looked forward to going back to school in the fall.
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Old 03-15-2010, 04:27 PM   #163
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Thats is my favorite story of all............
If that's true, it's only because I supplied the pictures....
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Old 03-19-2010, 03:33 PM   #164
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Westernskies I love your prose,
It tickles me through my pantyhose.

All the while you speak of others,
Their situations and their druthers.

So tell us now a funny story,
That will prove to us your dating glory.

I once dated a woman from the Azores,
unbridled passion oozed frrom her pores.

but there were issues of trust
and the relationship went bust

when percy broke out in red sores....

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Old 03-19-2010, 03:55 PM   #165
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I once dated a woman from the Azores,
unbridled passion oozed frrom her pores.

but there were issues of trust
and the relationship went bust

when percy broke out in red sores....


Seems to me you’ve learned your lesson
about the right one to trust, now I’m just guessin’.

But if you should ever doubt
when your lady looks at you with a pout.

Grab some Saran Wrap before you start pressin’.

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Old 03-19-2010, 04:26 PM   #166
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This dueling with lyrics is hilarious, I love it

It reminds me of one of my favorites...

There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a very long way . . .
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Old 03-20-2010, 03:20 PM   #167
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I've learned what a tick sod is, but WTH is a date shake?
Do you really need to go there?
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Do you really need to go there?
Ummm...maybe...as I don't get out much.
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There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a very long way . . .
This same man from Bombay
made it to China one day.
His news was a thriller
as he was engaged to the gorilla
and was wed the very next day.
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This same man from Bombay
made it to China one day.
His news was a thriller
as he was engaged to the gorilla
and was wed the very next day.


You guys are so full of it !! (rhyme that is )
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:56 PM   #171
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Nervous Alan, his heart gone a-twitter
upon spying a lass sipping bitters

Meeting her parents was grand
but not the impression he'd planned

when he peed in the sink, not the sh*tter
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Meeting her parents was grand
but not the impression he'd planned

when he peed in the sink, not the sh*tter
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:25 PM   #173
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So, we leave before my "friends" came back. It was a fantastic night, I get to dance and drink with two lovely women. The end of the night nears, and they both say; Thanks for a great night, what are your plans NOW? The rest of the story I need to plead the 5th on..........
Now you are just bragging. Is there a jealous emoticon?
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Now you are just bragging. Is there a jealous emoticon?
I did not mean to brag..........I am just trying to measure up to my idol on this thread, Alan..........
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Time to get another infraction..........
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"How do you measure yourself compared to other golfers"? (Judge Smales)

"By Height"! (Ty)
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