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Old 08-11-2013, 06:38 PM   #21
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I'm sorry but this article doesn't explain the popularity of Ron Jeremy who is short, ugly, and big.
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Old 08-11-2013, 07:55 PM   #22
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Here are some facts: Human penis size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Please can we move on.
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So, I shouldn't be embarrassed by the fact that sometimes, if I get a little too aroused, I tend to pass out? :-P
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Old 08-11-2013, 08:39 PM   #24
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Maybe someone could find the answer by doing a pole.
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Maybe someone could find the answer by doing a pole.

Pole or poll?
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Pole or poll?
Right, that was the joke.
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Size does NOT matter. It has decided to retire!
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Old 08-12-2013, 08:44 AM   #28
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Just leave a box of Magnum XL's out and the women will know what is up. No pun intended.

Asymmetrical information often leads to one market participant gaining a competitive advantage when the costs of information discovery are high.
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Old 08-12-2013, 09:28 AM   #29
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Size does NOT matter. It has decided to retire!
Hope it didn't retire too early because it might be difficult responding to:

"You look too young to retire."
"What do you do all day?"

But, the good new is, you don't have to worry about anybody being jealous of your retirement as you explain to them that you just hang around all day and do nothing.
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In much/most? of the animal kingdom it is the female that is the decider when it comes to choosing the most important attributes to pass on to future generations. It looks like our side dropped the ball on this one.
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The size of the portfolio has much more bearing on a woman's idea of a man's attractiveness.
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Proved by looking at the wives of professional athletes everywhere...........
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Proved by looking at the wives of professional athletes everywhere...........
The England international soccer player, Peter Crouch, was once asked what he would be if he wasn't a [highly paid] soccer player. His answer, "A virgin".
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The England international soccer player, Peter Crouch, was once asked what he would be if he wasn't a [highly paid] soccer player. His answer, "A virgin".
I love the Europeans bluntness. A friendly match was played here this weekend and Renaldo and his team was in town. The coach was quoted in paper: Everyone is jealous of him. He is famous, rich, and has sex with all the ladies.
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But there is always OMY
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+1 People gravitate to their equals, women try to marry up. You believe what you like, so will I.
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Asymmetrical information often leads to one market participant gaining a competitive advantage when the costs of information discovery are high.
But to paraphrase the mutual fund industry, a Magnum XL on the dresser is no guarantee of future performance.
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+1 People gravitate to their equals, many try to marry up. You believe what you like, so will I.
More appropriate articulation
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I tested this research by going to my church's singles mixer with my penis hanging out. Women were not, in fact, more attracted to me. They actually seemed less likely to approach me. Perhaps I should publish my results.
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I tested this research by going to my church's singles mixer with my penis hanging out. Women were not, in fact, more attracted to me. They actually seemed less likely to approach me. Perhaps I should publish my results.
Your portfolio is too small.
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Oh no, my assets are well allocated. It did occur to me, however, that in order to properly test the theory, we would need to compare my results with those of people who are less well-endowed. Who would like to volunteer for the small penis cohort?
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