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08-11-2013, 05:38 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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I'm sorry but this article doesn't explain the popularity of Ron Jeremy who is short, ugly, and big.
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08-11-2013, 06:55 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Originally Posted by obgyn65
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Apres vous, mon cher!
Ha
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08-11-2013, 07:00 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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So, I shouldn't be embarrassed by the fact that sometimes, if I get a little too aroused, I tend to pass out? :-P
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08-11-2013, 07:39 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Maybe someone could find the answer by doing a pole.
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08-11-2013, 09:20 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samclem
Maybe someone could find the answer by doing a pole.
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Pole or poll? 
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08-12-2013, 07:10 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Right, that was the joke.
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08-12-2013, 07:39 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Size does NOT matter. It has decided to retire!
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08-12-2013, 07:44 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Just leave a box of Magnum XL's out and the women will know what is up. No pun intended.
Asymmetrical information often leads to one market participant gaining a competitive advantage when the costs of information discovery are high.
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08-12-2013, 08:28 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JOHNNIE36
Size does NOT matter. It has decided to retire!
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Hope it didn't retire too early because it might be difficult responding to:
"You look too young to retire."
"What do you do all day?"
But, the good new is, you don't have to worry about anybody being jealous of your retirement as you explain to them that you just hang around all day and do nothing.
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08-12-2013, 09:40 AM
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Dryer sheet aficionado
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In much/most? of the animal kingdom it is the female that is the decider when it comes to choosing the most important attributes to pass on to future generations. It looks like our side dropped the ball on this one. 
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08-12-2013, 10:00 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by frayne
The size of the portfolio has much more bearing on a woman's idea of a man's attractiveness.
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+1
Proved by looking at the wives of professional athletes everywhere........... 
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This Thread is USELESS without pics.........:)
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08-12-2013, 10:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FinanceDude
+1
Proved by looking at the wives of professional athletes everywhere........... |
The England international soccer player, Peter Crouch, was once asked what he would be if he wasn't a [highly paid] soccer player. His answer, "A virgin".
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08-12-2013, 11:33 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
The England international soccer player, Peter Crouch, was once asked what he would be if he wasn't a [highly paid] soccer player. His answer, "A virgin".
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I love the Europeans bluntness. A friendly match was played here this weekend and Renaldo and his team was in town. The coach was quoted in paper: Everyone is jealous of him. He is famous, rich, and has sex with all the ladies.
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08-12-2013, 12:18 PM
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gone traveling
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JOHNNIE36
Size does NOT matter. It has decided to retire!
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But there is always OMY 
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08-12-2013, 05:38 PM
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gone traveling
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Quote:
Originally Posted by frayne
The size of the portfolio has much more bearing on a woman's idea of a man's attractiveness.
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+1 People gravitate to their equals, women try to marry up. You believe what you like, so will I.
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08-12-2013, 06:28 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Originally Posted by FUEGO
Asymmetrical information often leads to one market participant gaining a competitive advantage when the costs of information discovery are high.
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But to paraphrase the mutual fund industry, a Magnum XL on the dresser is no guarantee of future performance.
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08-14-2013, 07:50 PM
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gone traveling
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More appropriate articulation
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08-14-2013, 10:10 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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I tested this research by going to my church's singles mixer with my penis hanging out. Women were not, in fact, more attracted to me. They actually seemed less likely to approach me. Perhaps I should publish my results.
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08-15-2013, 06:35 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Earning money is an action, saving money is a behavior, growing money takes a well diversified portfolio and the discipline to ignore market swings.
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08-15-2013, 07:34 AM
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Oh no, my assets are well allocated. It did occur to me, however, that in order to properly test the theory, we would need to compare my results with those of people who are less well-endowed. Who would like to volunteer for the small penis cohort?
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