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It's Talk Like A Pirate Day, mateys! So shiver your timbers, and all that...
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Old 09-19-2009, 01:13 PM   #2
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Why are pirate jokes so funny?

Because they arrrrrrrr!!
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Arrrrrrr these the Larry, Moe and Curly of pirates?....
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:35 PM   #5
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Why are pirate jokes so funny?

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just because they ARRRRRRR!!
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What's a pirate's favorite country? Arrrrrrrrgentina.

What kind of socks do they wear under their boots? Arrrrrrrgyle.

Their favorite golfer? Arrrrrnold Palmer, of course. They're a part of Arrrrrrnie's Arrrrrmy.
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I loved Geena Davis in "Cutthroat Island". I think there were also some pretty good pirates in one of my favorite historical series, "Horatio Hornblower".
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Top Ten Pirate Pick Up Lines

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.

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