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Bacon and Kale are dead
Old 01-23-2015, 03:15 PM   #22
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Bacon and Kale are dead

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Nothing like Kale sautéed in a bit of left over from breakfast bacon fat with the left over strips shredded on top.
Yes, this. I make this frequently with my eggs and it is SO good!

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Old 01-23-2015, 04:17 PM   #23
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People are equally tired of kale. Just 27 percent of diners across the national love the leafy green. However, some are still obsessed with it enough to name their child after it.
If we ever have a daughter, we will name her Kale.
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Old 01-23-2015, 04:21 PM   #24
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Mmmmm, dead bacon. I don't like it live!
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Old 01-23-2015, 04:54 PM   #25
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The thread title sounds like a line out of a Spillane novel.
I watched Zelda Harrington slide her long-legged body into the leather chair next to the mansion's fireplace. She crossed her legs at the ankles for effect, and picked up her drink. It was gin. You just knew she was going to be a gin drinker.

"I'm sorry, Detective, but I don't know how I can help you. I sent two of our people to the dock to pick up our merchandise an hour ago, and they won't be back for at least a couple more hours. You're welcome to wait if you'd like. Can I fix you a drink?"

"Look, Mrs. Harrington, I don't expect you to solve this case. Just tell me what you know and I'll take it from there. And I'll take a raincheck on the drink...while I'm on duty."

"It's simple, Detective. I received a telegram saying the Harmony Queen will be arriving tonight. I sent Bacon and Kale down there to pick up our shipment."

"Well, here's something you don't know, Mrs. Harrington. Bacon and Kale are dead."

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