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Old 08-28-2008, 08:04 PM   #221
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:11 PM   #222
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:13 PM   #223
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Ruh roh....
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:01 PM   #224
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Happy mandible
Crunching bacon on my tongue
Pure joy is fried pig
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:05 PM   #225
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Thick cut extra lean
Letttuce and tomato 'tween
Nirvana on toast
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:08 PM   #226
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True story*

BASF started out as the Bacon Assembly Special Forces... "We don't make your bacon, we make the things that make your bacon better"

*that I just made up
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:09 PM   #227
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Your poetry brings tears to my eyes.........
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:27 PM   #228
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Limerick's are tough for me... this one is off a bit, but it's a start.

There once was a bunny out west
And fake bacon he did detest
His wife served him tofu
He barfed in his shoe
Now the man of the house cooks the rest
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:54 PM   #229
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now about cute fuzzy bunny
with recipes on the money
He's a quite fit one
you'd think he'd weigh a ton
but bacon makes wife want 'honey'
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:26 AM   #230
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Awesome bacon inspired poetry--I sense a brazillion dollar book deal since this stuff is dynamite, Marquette. And will you dedicate it to your friends on the ER forum that started it all?
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:03 PM   #231
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Hey, what's the board stance on sausage?

It's like bacon, but ground up...nursing home bacon
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:04 PM   #232
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In some scandinavian countries, sausage is considered a vegetable.

Cue Martha...
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In some scandinavian countries, sausage is considered a vegetable.
Do you have a link?
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:34 PM   #234
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So, is this the best economy in 50 years?

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Old 08-29-2008, 02:42 PM   #235
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Do you have a link?
No, I just make all this **** up.
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So, is this the best economy in 50 years?
Hey quit bullying us and trying to derail our nice bacon conversation!
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Hey quit bullying us and trying to derail our nice bacon conversation!
Do you like my poems?
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:57 PM   #238
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Oh yes, they were lovely thank you!

(where the hell is my pepper spray?)

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Do you like my poems?
They're brilliant...

Minnesotans are such prosers.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:09 PM   #240
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Did you say hosers or posers?
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