Bathroom tech - I’m just not ready

[HFWR]

I'd opt for something a bit more mellow - like Mason Williams "Classical Gas"

[emoji12]

Steppenwolf’s “Monster”

 

[HFWR]

Just heard “Stars and Stripes Foverer” on the radio. It truly is a great selection for the thread topic.

If there are stripes, you waited too long...

 

[Janet H]

Great - a smart toilet. Another excellent opportunity for hackers...

 

[REWahoo]

Great - a smart toilet. Another excellent opportunity for hackers...

[You had to know this was coming ]

If I were you I'd opt for the one that alerted me when a snake was present.

 

[Janet H]

[You had to know this was coming ]

If I were you I'd opt for the one that alerted me when a snake was present.

Perfect. Maybe we need one with a camera like the fridges with a camera that let you see what's inside from your phone or on the screen built into the door front?

On edit: if all toilets were equipped with preview cameras, we could avoid that horrid "what's behind door # 1" lottery when trying to figure out which stall to use: peek in, look away in disgust and move on to the next stall...

 

[REWahoo]

Perfect. Maybe we need one with a camera like the fridges with a camera that let you see what's inside from your phone or on the screen built into the door front?

Sure. What could possibly go wrong with that?

 

[Spock]

Call to the plumber: "my toilet won't flush"
Plumber tech support (insert your most unintelligible accent here): "have you tried closing all the windows and rebooting it?"