Batter Blaster!

[W2R]

Butter, maple syrup, pancakes? mmmm... You are making me wish that I had worked out longer than an hour at the gym today.

[cute fuzzy bunny]

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Originally Posted by laurencewill Oh yeah, Costco had a half gallon jug of REAL Maple Syrup for $19.99.

Yeah, we're still working on one of those we bought last year.

I was in there the other day and had to resist the gallon jug of honey for $9. We go through a small squeeze bottle about every 2-3 weeks, but that was just too ridiculous even for me...I had that "but its 30x the amount for only 3x the price!!!" thing going on in my head.

I think I'm just thankful that nobody has come up with a dual can setup; one that sprays country fried steak and the other dispensing sausage gravy.

I'd be on a gurney in 3 days.

[TromboneAl]

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Originally Posted by Marquette As a tree-hugger, the only thing about your choice that I don't like is that I'm unable to partake myself... maple syrup doesn't agree with my blood sugar .

You're squeezing the tree too hard.

My diet plan is this: If I weigh 168 or less at any point during the week, then on Sunday morning I make myself an apple pancake with pure maple syrup (thinly sliced apple embedded in the pancake, cooked in olive oil). Today was the first pancake for about two months.

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I'd think a few days of complete dehydration would dip you under enough for the pancake. Either that or make one of your body parts removable.

Uhh...wheres the dang bacon though? Or is "apple" a secret keyword for fatty smoked pork products?

After uttering the words "chicken fried steak with country gravy" I had to have some. Took the family out for breakfast and had to order the only version of the dish at the restaurant we went to: with three eggs, enough country fried potatoes to build a small residential wall, and a biscuit the size of my head.

I think i'm done eating for the day.

[laurence]

Dude, does that meal come with a side of lipitor? Wow! Not that I can say anything, we're having wontons, hot burnt pork and orange peel chicken in afew minutes. I need to run more.

[ladelfina]

I'm wondering when he'll just spray the batter directly on the rabbit/cat/dog. Isn't it more frugal not to waste the heat cooking?

BTW I am sending this product link to Right-Wing Sis. You don't want to see the kitchen after her DH makes pancakes. He INSISTS on being the pancake-maker but the room is literally awash in batter afterwards; they shoulda used him for their commercial as he's far messier than the housewife/model. Thanks for the tip!

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Batter directly on the head? Why thats ridiculous. There would be no way to pose it in a jaunty way!

How about this...which of these has the lowest calorie count?

a. Ham and cheddar omelet
b. Country fried steak and eggs
c. Three slices of French toast with syrup and margarine
d. Three pancakes with syrup and margarine

[cute fuzzy bunny]

While we're at it, which of these has the most fat?

a. Traditional lasagna
b. Chicken Caesar salad
c. Pasta Classico with sausage and peppers
d. BBQ chicken pizza

And which of these has the highest calorie count?

a. Two Big Macs
b. Two Egg McMuffins
c. One large chocolate shake
d. Four regular hamburgers

By the way, its also possible that CFB stands for "Chicken Fried Bacon". Look it up on you tube...

[bbbamI]

...ohhhh, you've had way too much coffee this a.m.

[Marquette]

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Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny Batter directly on the head? Why thats ridiculous. There would be no way to pose it in a jaunty way! How about this...which of these has the lowest calorie count? a. Ham and cheddar omelet b. Country fried steak and eggs c. Three slices of French toast with syrup and margarine d. Three pancakes with syrup and margarine

I'd wager b. More protein, less carbs... wrt c, what kind of milk in the mixture?

As an aside, CalorieKing - Diet and weight loss. Calorie Counter and more. is very useful for comparing restaurants.

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Yep, you got it right.

a. Ham and cheddar omelet (595 calories)
b. Country fried steak and eggs (464 calories)
c. Three slices of French toast with syrup and margarine (1003 calories)
d. Three pancakes with syrup and margarine (650 calories)

Now how about the other two?

[cute fuzzy bunny]

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Originally Posted by bbbamI ...ohhhh, you've had way too much coffee this a.m.

Nope, I just managed to sleep until 8 this morning before I had 30 pounds of "dada you awake?!?" land on my head.

[Marquette]

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Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny While we're at it, which of these has the most fat? And which of these has the highest calorie count? a. Two Big Macs b. Two Egg McMuffins c. One large chocolate shake d. Four regular hamburgers By the way, its also possible that CFB stands for "Chicken Fried Bacon". Look it up on you tube...

2 big macs:

Calories 1080
(Kilojoules 4514)
Total Fat 58 g
Sat. Fat 20 g
Cholesterol 150 mg
Sodium 2080 mg
Total Carbs. 90 g

2 egg mcmuffins (with sausage, any other way is WRONG!!):

Calories 900
(Kilojoules 3762)
Total Fat 54 g
Sat. Fat 20 g
Cholesterol 570 mg
Sodium 1840 mg
Total Carbs.60 g

1 large chocolate shake:

Calories 580
(Kilojoules 2425)
Total Fat 13.5 g
Sat. Fat 8 g
Cholesterol 50 mg
Sodium 255 mg
Total Carbs. 101.5 g

4 mcdonalds hamburgers:

Calories 1000
(Kilojoules 4180)
Total Fat 36 g
Sat. Fat 14 g
Cholesterol 100 mg
Sodium 2080 mg
Total Carbs. 124 g

You'd need to walk for almost 5 hours to burn off those 2 big macs

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[cute fuzzy bunny]

Hmm, I had different data...

a. Two Big Macs (1,080 calories)
b. Two Egg McMuffins (600 calories)
c. One large chocolate shake (1,160 calories)
d. Four regular hamburgers (1,000 calories)

Ah I see the problem, you had data from the 16oz "medium", this is for the 32oz "extra large".

[Notmuchlonger]

Darn why does all the good stuff have to be loaded with fat and calories

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Last time I checked, sex was almost calorie free...

[REWahoo]

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Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny Last time I checked, sex was almost calorie free...

The title of this thread and the above quote: priceless.

[Notmuchlonger]

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Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny Last time I checked, sex was almost calorie free...

Right over the plate

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Also, just in case we arent feeling puffy already, may I present the "Luther Burger"? A 1lb bacon cheeseburger between two glazed donuts?

If thats not working for you, perhaps a Ham Dog? A hotdog rolled in ground beef, breaded, deep fried, with chili and a fried egg on top?

[cute fuzzy bunny]

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Originally Posted by Notmuchlonger Right over the plate

Checks in the mail.

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Originally Posted by REWahoo The title of this thread and the above quote: priceless.

Only a truly disgusting and evil person would have put that together.

You have my full respect for all of eternity.