Best obnoxious responses to misspellings on Facebook

donheff

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This is worth a five minute read if you want a good chuckle to forget about health care and deficits. My favorite is the guy posting from the hospital:

Robby: at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have 2 watch him ****ing a man tonite is gunna suck

Mason: Hey Robby, I think a comma would help here.

Robby: Dats ****ed up man my granpa already sick and the last thing
he need is to be put in a comma **** u man
 
Cool. I didn't realize the forum automatically ****'s out the F word. As I hit submit I started to worry that I might be violating forum rules.
 
donheff said:
Cool. I didn't realize the forum automatically ****'s out the F word. As I hit submit I started to worry that I might be violating forum rules.
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I really dislike this sort of mechanical censorship. On another forum, I tried to refer to Dick Van Dyke, and the "Dyke" part was ****'d. So silly. I wonder what will happen here. (Edit: So far, so good.)
 
Just checking something here: *****.

Yup, still works fine. :)

2Cor521
 
it's not all automated - lezzie gets zapped by those who find it offensive.
 
GregLee said:
On another forum, I tried to refer to Dick Van Dyke, and the "Dyke" part was ****'d. So silly.
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It could just as well have "docked the dick" (2 points for spotting the reference there) and left you with "**** van ****". :D

I remember seeing a few years ago about how a group of breast cancer specialists on Compuserve had to use the term "hooter cancer" because every other word for that part of the anatomy got censored.

Plenty more great examples here. :cool:
 
I guess I hijacked my own thread. On another topic did anyone like the Facebook exchanges? :)
 
I used to know a guy who's last name was Laycock. Spam filters deleted his emails with great regularity.
 
Those of you who know my last name can imagine my experience with auto spell correctors. Makes me long for the days of my maiden name. And yes, I love those exchanges!

Good to see that moderator = censor. Charming.
 
Sarah in SC said:
Good to see that moderator = censor. Charming.
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It's that First Amendment-discussion board confusion factor.

For a true censor-free experience there's always Greaney's REHP or El Supremo's No-Fee Boards. Oh, wait, ***** and a lack of [-]censorship[/-] moderation killed those boards. Never mind.
 
GregLee said:
Me become a censor? That's never going to happen.
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Interestingly there are only a few words that are plugged into the cuss filter here. Of the total five, 2 are related to an infamous poster whos name causes moderators and many members to leave the building. The other three are the predictable 4 letter variety. :rolleyes:
 
I have given up trying to get the words to rapper songs from the internet!

(Although I did find all the words to Eskimo Nell!)
 
GregLee said:
Quang Phuc Dong
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At one of my training commands we had to execute a federal arrest warrant on a student named Seaman Phuc De Cao.

Yeah, I know, of all the ranks in all the services he had to pick that one. But he was really studying hard for his petty officer's advancement exam.

We should've done a better job of briefing the Master at Arms, who was a Jesse Ventura clone with an even shorter temper. When he asked the subject to state his name, things got a little tense.

Important military career investing tip: When you join the service, thus assuring yourself of a steady income, don't diversify your remaining assets by selling your cocaine stash to a DEA undercover buyer.
 
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