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Old 03-21-2011, 03:36 PM   #1
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Blind guy wanders in to a female biker bar by mistake. Sits down at the bar and asks if they want to hear a blond joke. The bartender says "The lady on your right is a 6'2" blond lady wrestler, the lady on your left is a world class female weight lifter and is also blond, the 2 ladies behind you are martial arts experts and are both blonde" "Are you sure you still want to tell a blond joke?" The guy says "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times"
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:16 PM   #2
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Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn!


What does the dumb blonde say after having sex??

Are you guys all on the same team?
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Old 03-21-2011, 05:10 PM   #3
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The Blond Guy

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building"

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.

"Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife.

............are you ready for it?....................



"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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Definition of a smart blond:

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The heads of three teams of astronauts were discussing their upcoming missions.

"We're headed to the Moon next month," said the Russian head cosmonaut.
"Been there, done that," said the American. "We're off to Mars!"
"Oh, big dealie," sneered the chief of the Blond spacemen. "We're going to the Sun."

"You can't land on the Sun!" cried the Russian. "You'd burn up!" added the American.

The Blond regarded them with cool disdain. "We're not stupid, you know," he said scornfully. "We're going at night."

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