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Old 02-06-2008, 08:35 AM   #1
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Booze Bra Gives Women a Wine Rack

Bigger is tastier. I thought this was a joke, but... apparently not.

Be it a rock concert or simply a trip to the women simply need to fill up the sports bra device with their favourite tipple and then once inside suck the liquid out of the special teat.

There's got to be some tag lines. Like: "Is your cup running over?" . . . "Got Yellowtail."

Booze bra gives women a wine rack | Metro.co.uk

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Old 02-06-2008, 08:54 AM   #2
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Cue the jokes about the age of the bottles, red vs white, etc, etc.
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Have a nip?
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This is a security risk. Obviously women should take off more than shoes at the airport.
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Old 02-06-2008, 10:28 AM   #5
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Old 02-06-2008, 11:04 AM   #6
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For those of you not interested in cross dressing they offer a beer belly version as well. The Beerbelly
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Hmm, which creates the moral dillema: "Boobs or Belly?". Dang, thats a tough one.

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They're small. Take two.

Would any of this possibly result in a little Ripple in the nipple?
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For those of you not interested in cross dressing they offer a beer belly version as well. The Beerbelly
"Gel filled bras and similiar prosthetics may be worn through screening and aboard aircraft" sooooo.....Oh honey, ever want to emulate Chesty McMammaries?

Really though, it's much more entertaining to explore the boozebra than the beerbelly. IMO
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Hence the word, jugs.

I carry a big enough load now, so I'll take my wine in a glass, by a fire and all natural, thank you.
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This thread is useless without pics.
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I carry a big enough load now, so I'll take my wine in a glass, by a fire and all natural, thank you.
Like this thread; this assertion is useless without pictures.
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What shape is she in when the wine is gone? I'm not speaking figuratively, well perhaps I am.
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Based on my prior experience, she'll be prettier and I'll be a lot funnier and less resistable.
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Ok, CFB and Dex...I exposed my face for a month, but exposure of below the neck can't happen on this forum.

I assume there are plenty of other areas on the net that can fit the bill of "you show me yours and I'll show you mine."
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Whaaaaa?

Oh my goodness. Look at that. Porn on the internet. When the heck did THAT happen?!?

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Whaaaaa?

Oh my goodness. Look at that. Porn on the internet. When the heck did THAT happen?!?

I dunno. I might have to stay up late tonight and do some investigating. But then again, the imagination can be sweet as well.

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They're small. Take two.
I am intrigued (and obviously need to get a life).... there are two and this begs the question, one for red and one for white? or....?

Does red go in the right side? Maybe the belly could be put to better use say ... storing pate' or some other extrudable edible?
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I dunno. I might have to stay up late tonight and do some investigating. But then again, the imagination can be sweet as well.

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