 |
|
Booze Bra Gives Women a Wine Rack
02-06-2008, 07:35 AM
|
#1
|
|
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: DFW
Posts: 2,016
|
Booze Bra Gives Women a Wine Rack
Bigger is tastier. I thought this was a joke, but... apparently not.
Be it a rock concert or simply a trip to the women simply need to fill up the sports bra device with their favourite tipple and then once inside suck the liquid out of the special teat.
There's got to be some tag lines. Like: "Is your cup running over?" . . . "Got Yellowtail."
Booze bra gives women a wine rack | Metro.co.uk
The Wine Rack
__________________
Resist much. Obey Little. . . . Ed Abbey
Disclaimer: My Posts are for my amusement only.
|
|
|
 |
Join the #1 Early Retirement and Financial Independence Forum Today - It's Totally Free!
Are you planning to be financially independent as early as possible so you can live life on your own terms? Discuss successful investing strategies, asset allocation models, tax strategies and other related topics in our online forum community. Our members range from young folks just starting their journey to financial independence, military retirees and even multimillionaires. No matter where you fit in you'll find that Early-Retirement.org is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with our members, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create a retirement blog, send private messages and so much, much more!
|
|
02-06-2008, 07:54 AM
|
#2
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
Posts: 22,708
|
Cue the jokes about the age of the bottles, red vs white, etc, etc.
__________________
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 08:22 AM
|
#3
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Independence
Posts: 7,297
|
Have a nip?
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 08:58 AM
|
#4
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 12,880
|
This is a security risk. Obviously women should take off more than shoes at the airport.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 09:28 AM
|
#5
|
|
Dryer sheet aficionado
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 30
|
hahahah
__________________
Live Life to the Fullest
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 10:04 AM
|
#6
|
|
Administrator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Pacific NW
Posts: 6,178
|
For those of you not interested in cross dressing they offer a beer belly version as well. The Beerbelly
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 10:57 AM
|
#7
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
Posts: 22,708
|
Hmm, which creates the moral dillema: "Boobs or Belly?". Dang, thats a tough one.
 Quote:
Originally Posted by calmloki
Have a nip?
|
They're small. Take two.
Would any of this possibly result in a little Ripple in the nipple?
__________________
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 11:04 AM
|
#8
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Independence
Posts: 7,297
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janet H
For those of you not interested in cross dressing they offer a beer belly version as well. The Beerbelly |
"Gel filled bras and similiar prosthetics may be worn through screening and aboard aircraft" sooooo.....Oh honey, ever want to emulate Chesty McMammaries?
Really though, it's much more entertaining to explore the boozebra than the beerbelly. IMO
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 12:08 PM
|
#9
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South Texas~29N/98W Just West of Woman Hollering Creek
Posts: 6,674
|
Can the BRO or MANZIER model for men be far behind?
__________________
Part-Owner of Texas
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
In dire need of: faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey, more money.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 12:52 PM
|
#10
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Collin County, TX
Posts: 9,296
|
Hence the word, jugs.
I carry a big enough load now, so I'll take my wine in a glass, by a fire and all natural, thank you. 
__________________
There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 01:08 PM
|
#11
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,105
|
You have to admire the ingenuity of the human mind.
__________________
Sometimes death is not as tragic as not knowing how to live. This man knew how to live--and how to make others glad they were living. - Jack Benny at Nat King Cole's funeral
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 03:15 PM
|
#12
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
Posts: 22,708
|
This thread is useless without pics.
__________________
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 03:16 PM
|
#13
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,105
|
Like this thread; this assertion is useless without pictures.
__________________
Sometimes death is not as tragic as not knowing how to live. This man knew how to live--and how to make others glad they were living. - Jack Benny at Nat King Cole's funeral
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 03:19 PM
|
#14
|
|
Full time employment: Posting here.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: athens
Posts: 802
|
What shape is she in when the wine is gone? I'm not speaking figuratively, well perhaps I am.
__________________
Can't you see yourself in the nursing home saying, " Darn! Wish I'd spent more time at the office instead of wasting time with family and friends."
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 03:29 PM
|
#15
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
Posts: 22,708
|
Based on my prior experience, she'll be prettier and I'll be a lot funnier and less resistable.
__________________
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 03:50 PM
|
#16
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Collin County, TX
Posts: 9,296
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny
This thread is useless without pics.
|
Ok, CFB and Dex...I exposed my face for a month, but exposure of below the neck can't happen on this forum.
I assume there are plenty of other areas on the net that can fit the bill of "you show me yours and I'll show you mine." 
__________________
There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 03:56 PM
|
#17
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
Posts: 22,708
|
Whaaaaa?
Oh my goodness. Look at that. Porn on the internet. When the heck did THAT happen?!?
__________________
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 04:10 PM
|
#18
|
|
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Collin County, TX
Posts: 9,296
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny
Whaaaaa?
Oh my goodness. Look at that. Porn on the internet. When the heck did THAT happen?!?
|
I dunno. I might have to stay up late tonight and do some investigating. But then again, the imagination can be sweet as well.
God bless 
__________________
There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 08:30 PM
|
#19
|
|
Administrator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Pacific NW
Posts: 6,178
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny
They're small. Take two.
|
I am intrigued (and obviously need to get a life).... there are two and this begs the question, one for red and one for white? or....?
Does red go in the right side? Maybe the belly could be put to better use say ... storing pate' or some other extrudable edible?
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2008, 08:38 PM
|
#20
|
|
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,764
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
» Recent Threads
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
» Quick Links
|
|
|
