Can I?

[GrayHare]

"I've stashed a gazillion dollars, have pensions out the wazoo, and heck, even my rum is COLAed. So can I retire? Huh, can I?"

 

[Midpack]

"I've stashed a gazillion dollars, have pensions out the wazoo, and heck, even my rum is COLAed. So can I retire? Huh, can I?"

What does FIRECALC say?

 

[MasterBlaster]

"I've stashed a gazillion dollars, have pensions out the wazoo, and heck, even my rum is COLAed. So can I retire? Huh, can I?"

retire when you want to.

You now have my permission.

 

[pb4uski]

It depends. How much is your annual spending?

 

[Onward]

Since you can't trust stocks, you'll need to be in safer investments. That makes your SWR roughly 0.0021%. So unless you are a deca-millionaire, it's back to the grind for you. You are so DENIED.

 

[GrayHare]

What does FIRECALC say?

When I typed in "gazillion", FIREcalc responded "TILT!" then shot a few sprockets and gears out its side. And all this time I thought only James T. Kirk could make machines do that.

 

[travelover]

Denied! That may not be enough for health care.

 

[GrayHare]

Since you can't trust stocks, you'll need to be in safer investments. That makes your SWR roughly 0.0021%. So unless you are a deca-millionaire, it's back to the grind for you. You are so DENIED.

Must delete mental image of Suze dressed in black leather, holding a whip as she chains me to my desk and says, "Retire before 65? Are you KIDDING me? You are so DENIED! Now work. Work!"

 

[frayne]

Must delete mental image of Suze dressed in black leather, holding a whip as she chains me to my desk and says, "Retire before 65? Are you KIDDING me? You are so DENIED! Now work. Work!"

LOL, I don't think you are Suze's type.

 

[ziggy29]

Must delete mental image of Suze dressed in black leather, holding a whip as she chains me to my desk...

Well, you didn't need to *share* the visual with the rest of us...

 

[Walt34]

COLA'd rum? Wow! I've heard of nice bennies but that's great!

 

[marko]

If YOU retire who's gonna pay for MY benefits!??

Back to work and pay your taxes...its the 'fair' thing to do...spread the wealth around!