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Old 08-03-2010, 11:41 AM   #1
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This pic was linked to by calmloki on another thread. I couldn't help giving it its own thread and asking, What caption would you supply?



Mine would be: Does anybody really know what time it is?
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Old 08-03-2010, 12:48 PM   #2
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The Cialis tubs are too far apart.
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Old 08-03-2010, 12:49 PM   #3
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:03 PM   #4
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24-hours in a retired person's life (assuming they break for lunch while on this forum ).

I could also apply to an office w*rker's life, but that image is too scary to coment on ...
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:13 PM   #6
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SW airlines should pick this up for one of their commercials. Caption:

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This one gave me the biggest guffaw, but all are great so far. Some of you must have been in marketing?
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Old 08-03-2010, 03:13 PM   #15
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"Your life is wasted on the mundane."

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Depressing. I prefer this:



Didn't mean to hijack this thread, let's get back to captioning.
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I use cocaine so I can work harder.
I work harder so I can make more money.
I make more money so I can buy cocaine.
I use cocaine so I can work harder.
I work harder so.......
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That reminds me. In Baltimore a light rail train crashed through the bumping post, across a 20' walkway then into BWI airport passanger area. The operator claimed brake failure. Post crash drug testing revealed a fair amount of cocaine in his system.

When confronted with the results, the operator said he was using cocaine for his persistent tooth ache. For several weeks prior to the crash.
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