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Re: Circumcision Status - Women's (& Some Men's) Preference
Old 08-09-2006, 07:52 PM   #21
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Re: Circumcision Status - Women's (& Some Men's) Preference
Old 08-09-2006, 07:56 PM   #22
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The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
Have you seen the European variety, minimum 12" and they are seedless.
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Have you seen the European variety, minimum 12" and they are seedless.
Yeah, I've seen them. They're too darn skinny. I need girth. Girth rules.
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Have you seen the European variety, minimum 12" and they are seedless.*
And probably burpless
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And probably burpless
So, how do people like their cucumber....
Going grocery shopping tomorrow - I'll be seeing if there are any women lingering around the cuck cuke section....
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So, how do people like their cucumber....
Uh oh, I see another pole poll brewing....
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:41 PM   #27
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No, not from me I don't want to!

I'm having a memory right now of college - in the dorm cafeteria - when they would have polish sausage at lunch - the women seemed to really relish biting into them...it was disturbing for a lot of the guys...I always had the alternative meal.....
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Re: Circumcision Status - Women's (& Some Men's) Preference

Like the joke about the difference between a prostitute eating a banana and your wife eating a banana...
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Like the joke about the difference between a prostitute eating a banana and your wife eating a banana...
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Yeah, I've seen them. They're too darn skinny. I need girth. Girth rules.
You haven't seen the one I grow in my garden.
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When my daughter was in high school, one of the female gym teachers in a sex-ed class described how she used a cucumber to satisfy herself. One of the male students ran outside and threw up!
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Re: Circumcision Status - Women's (& Some Men's) Preference

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Okay okay - so I admit I dated a girl back in Colorado who kept a copy of:

Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men.
Getting in late...was she a vegitarian?
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Nope.

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This may be unrelated, but aren't women equally capable of developing the male equivalent of smegma, so why are guys the only ones who have to be circumcised? I never believe that this could be true, but I must say that I have seen this first hand. Not good.
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I did not need to know this.*

Fortunately this must be very rare.

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So, Cube_Rat, what's the story behind this latest avatar?

What's with his facial expression? Did he just see Kathy Bates stepping into a hot tub, too?
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So, Cube_Rat, what's the story behind this latest avatar?

What's with his facial expression? Did he just see Kathy Bates stepping into a hot tub, too?
Nah, it's just Oddjob looking for a statue to decapitate
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Nah, it's just Oddjob looking for a statue to decapitate
Oooh, I get it... but aren't you afraid that you're going to have to interpret that for the younger set?

Never mind, Google is all over it.
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Oooh, I get it... but aren't you afraid that you're going to have to interpret that for the younger set?

Never mind, Google is all over it.
I'm kinda hoping we're all people of that "age group" posting in this forum. Of course, I may need to explain Mr. Goldfinger to Andre1969, Laurence or Marshac.
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