Originally Posted by Eagle43
Kinky Friedman for President.
First we've gotta get him elected governor of Texas. Maybe this will help get out the vote.
Selected song titles from "the Kinkster":
- "Ride Em, Jewboy" (the only country song ever recorded about the holocaust)
- "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"
- "Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed"
- "If you elect me governor, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95."
- "We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters."
- "Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive."
- and my personal favorite, "I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."