Cost of Government

[Michael]

The only solution is a Constitutional Convention to draft new checks and balances on the political process.

 

[Eagle43]

Kinky Friedman for President.

 

[REWahoo]

Kinky Friedman for President.

First we've gotta get him elected governor of Texas. Maybe this will help get out the vote.

Selected song titles from "the Kinkster":

- "Ride Em, Jewboy" (the only country song ever recorded about the holocaust)
- "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"
- "Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed"

Selected quotes:

- "If you elect me governor, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95."

- "We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters."

- "Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive."

- and my personal favorite, "I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."

REW

 

[Mr._johngalt]

First we've gotta get him elected governor of Texas.  Maybe this will help get out the vote.

Selected song titles from "the Kinkster":

-  "Ride Em, Jewboy" (the only country song ever recorded about the holocaust)
-  "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"
-  "Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed"

Selected quotes:

-  "If you elect me governor, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95."

-  "We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters."

-  "Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive."

-  and my personal favorite, "I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."

REW

What a Hoot! I love this stuff. Run Kinky, run!

JG