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10-20-2009, 11:05 AM
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If she was one of many wives she must have been mighty "hungry" for affection..ha!
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10-20-2009, 01:45 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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This cougar thing may be getting out of hand. I have no experience with women/girls who were more than a year or so older than I, but this Stranger cougar columnist Gloria looks like your Great Aunt Dottie.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/new-column/Content?oid=2472988&hp
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10-20-2009, 02:52 PM
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It seems only natural to me if a tasty morsel is shown to a kitty, the kitty will grab it.
Carry on..... 
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10-20-2009, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bbbamI
It seems only natural to me if a tasty morsel is shown to a kitty, the kitty will grab it.
Carry on..... |
What would a threesome of cougar kitties do with said morsel ?
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10-20-2009, 11:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bbbamI
It seems only natural to me if a tasty morsel is shown to a kitty, the kitty will grab it.
Carry on..... |
Sure is nice to feel all that kitty luv
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10-20-2009, 07:58 PM
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Ugh... I don't know, Ha. After seeing the Bavarian farm thread, I think I have better ideas. Forget about French, I am learning German.
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10-23-2009, 06:01 PM
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Given the nature of this thread, I thought readers might find the following a worthwhile addition to the perspective of "possibilities". Also known as a Sportsman Double--read on
A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club. As the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing, she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a "sportsman’s double?" He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house, the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs ...
"Mom you still awake?"
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10-23-2009, 06:12 PM
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Ok...that creeps out...and that's hard to do.... 
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10-23-2009, 06:33 PM
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I do believe we have met our match, lady. And that is sayin' something!
I humbly bow to nwsteve's even sicker mind. 
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10-23-2009, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by nwsteve
mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house, the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs ...
"Mom you still awake?"
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So, "cougar" is 40, Mom is 60, has stayed in shape, etc....
I don't see the problem?? 
I wonder how many guys would love to go with a sexy older woman, and
the only thing truly holding them back is "others might make fun." I have seen the young guys watching me on the street, then refusing to look me in the eye as I pass close by..."my god, she could be our mother, sure hope nobody noticed we were checking her out!" 
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10-23-2009, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Amethyst
So, "cougar" is 40, Mom is 60, has stayed in shape, etc....
I don't see the problem?? |
Woo Hoo! This from a woman poster! I am learning something all the time. Perhaps I am really a prude, as some of my friends have told me. 
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Originally Posted by Amethyst
I wonder how many guys would love to go with a sexy older woman, and
the only thing truly holding them back is "others might make fun." I have seen the young guys watching me on the street, then refusing to look me in the eye as I pass close by..."my god, she could be our mother, sure hope nobody noticed we were checking her out!" |
Post pictures please.  As I have said, I only look, but that I do!
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10-24-2009, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by NW-Bound
Woo Hoo! This from a woman poster! I am learning something all the time. Perhaps I am really a prude, as some of my friends have told me.
Post pictures please. As I have said, I only look, but that I do! |
If the 60-year-old mom is only ten years past the Miss Over 50 Vegas shape, then I'm all game. 
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10-24-2009, 12:02 PM
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We have the technology to rebuild him.
Most of you guys have obviously never been within earshot of or heard stories from a bachelorette party, or a "hen party". I've been shocked myself at some of the stuff that some of the no-longer-20 gals come out with, and my threshold is waaaaaaaay up there.
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10-24-2009, 12:44 PM
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 Hmm... Not only that I am a prude, I had been dating only prudes, and have been married to one for 29 years. 
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10-24-2009, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by NW-Bound
Woo Hoo! This from a woman poster! I am learning something all the time. Perhaps I am really a prude, as some of my friends have told me. ! |
I'm not so much prudish as fastidious, since I would not consider taking part in something as unsanitary as a 3-some. But I won't condemn what other consenting adults do in their private moments, as long as it doesn't hurt kids or animals, doesn't damage property belonging to me, and doesn't involve my husband 
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Post pictures please. As I have said, I only look, but that I do! |
Oh, dear, I'm afraid I didn't take any pictures. The young men were embarrassed enough as it was.
Amethyst
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10-25-2009, 12:12 AM
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Oh, dear, I'm afraid I didn't take any pictures. The young men were embarrassed enough as it was.
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No, pictures of Amethyst herself. This prudish young man's curiosity has been piqued, and he is now wondering about her physique. He remembers seeing a post of her svelte BMI a while back. He looked at her profile and also did not see any indication of age.
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10-24-2009, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Amethyst
So, "cougar" is 40, Mom is 60, has stayed in shape, etc....
I don't see the problem?? |
There are just some things mothers and daughters should not share....  I feel the need to take another shower and brush my teeth.... 
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10-25-2009, 10:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amethyst
So, "cougar" is 40, Mom is 60, has stayed in shape, etc....
I don't see the problem??
I wonder how many guys would love to go with a sexy older woman, and
the only thing truly holding them back is "others might make fun." I have seen the young guys watching me on the street, then refusing to look me in the eye as I pass close by..."my god, she could be our mother, sure hope nobody noticed we were checking her out!" |
In '93, I went from dating someone 12 years older than me to someone 14 years younger...
They each had their charms...
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10-23-2009, 06:48 PM
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The operative question is what age does a woman no longer qualify as a cougar?
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10-23-2009, 07:08 PM
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Quote:
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The operative question is what age does a woman no longer qualify as a cougar?
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When she stops checking out the fresh buns.
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