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Old 10-18-2009, 01:00 AM   #101
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The urban dictionary keeps changing it's mind.

I went for this pix the other day at the museum, yes, that old but my type. Too bad it's stuffed. They keep it in the education lab, I suspect because it is politically incorrect now to show too many stuffed ones in the regular part of the museum.
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:29 PM   #102
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I was "approached" by ambassadors from all three groups from time to time and did have a brief but, well, intense relationship with one who was divorced (I do have my principles you know ).

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Maybe they knew you were going to be a Doctor and just wanted to help you with Anatomy ?
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:35 PM   #103
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Maybe they knew you were going to be a Doctor and just wanted to help you with Anatomy ?


O thought you were going to say they did it for the money in my future. They might have been a little disappointed. But from my point of view, the benefits were just fine.
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:10 PM   #104
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I was 58 when I encountered my first (and only) "cougar". And it was wonderful. She was a product of a long term Mormon marriage. At least that was the excuse she gave for being a little crazy.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:05 AM   #105
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If she was one of many wives she must have been mighty "hungry" for affection..ha!
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:45 PM   #106
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This cougar thing may be getting out of hand. I have no experience with women/girls who were more than a year or so older than I, but this Stranger cougar columnist Gloria looks like your Great Aunt Dottie.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/new-column/Content?oid=2472988&hp
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It seems only natural to me if a tasty morsel is shown to a kitty, the kitty will grab it.

Carry on.....
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It seems only natural to me if a tasty morsel is shown to a kitty, the kitty will grab it.

Carry on.....
What would a threesome of cougar kitties do with said morsel ?

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This cougar thing may be getting out of hand. I have no experience with women/girls who were more than a year or so older than I, but this Stranger cougar columnist Gloria looks like your Great Aunt Dottie.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/new-column/Content?oid=2472988&hp
Ugh... I don't know, Ha. After seeing the Bavarian farm thread, I think I have better ideas. Forget about French, I am learning German.
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It seems only natural to me if a tasty morsel is shown to a kitty, the kitty will grab it.

Carry on.....
Sure is nice to feel all that kitty luv
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Given the nature of this thread, I thought readers might find the following a worthwhile addition to the perspective of "possibilities". Also known as a Sportsman Double--read on
A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club. As the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing, she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a "sportsman’s double?" He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house, the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs ...

"Mom you still awake?"
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Ok...that creeps out...and that's hard to do....
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Ok...that creeps out...and that's hard to do....
I do believe we have met our match, lady. And that is sayin' something!

I humbly bow to nwsteve's even sicker mind.
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The operative question is what age does a woman no longer qualify as a cougar?
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mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house, the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs ...

"Mom you still awake?"
So, "cougar" is 40, Mom is 60, has stayed in shape, etc....
I don't see the problem??

I wonder how many guys would love to go with a sexy older woman, and
the only thing truly holding them back is "others might make fun." I have seen the young guys watching me on the street, then refusing to look me in the eye as I pass close by..."my god, she could be our mother, sure hope nobody noticed we were checking her out!"
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When she stops checking out the fresh buns.
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So, "cougar" is 40, Mom is 60, has stayed in shape, etc....
I don't see the problem??
Woo Hoo! This from a woman poster! I am learning something all the time. Perhaps I am really a prude, as some of my friends have told me.

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I wonder how many guys would love to go with a sexy older woman, and
the only thing truly holding them back is "others might make fun." I have seen the young guys watching me on the street, then refusing to look me in the eye as I pass close by..."my god, she could be our mother, sure hope nobody noticed we were checking her out!"
Post pictures please. As I have said, I only look, but that I do!
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Woo Hoo! This from a woman poster! I am learning something all the time. Perhaps I am really a prude, as some of my friends have told me.



Post pictures please. As I have said, I only look, but that I do!
If the 60-year-old mom is only ten years past the Miss Over 50 Vegas shape, then I'm all game.
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We have the technology to rebuild him.

Most of you guys have obviously never been within earshot of or heard stories from a bachelorette party, or a "hen party". I've been shocked myself at some of the stuff that some of the no-longer-20 gals come out with, and my threshold is waaaaaaaay up there.
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Most of you guys have obviously never been to a bachelorette party, or a "hen party". I've been shocked myself at some of the stuff that some of the no-longer-20 gals come out with, and my threshold is waaaaaaaay up there.
Hmm... Not only that I am a prude, I had been dating only prudes, and have been married to one for 29 years.
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