Could you pass latest citizenship test?

[FUEGO]

Probable cause?

Yeah, you got a lot lower score than all of us real bonafied Mericans!

 

[Rustic23]

95 here, number of amendments got me.

 

[Westernskies]

Yeah, you got a lot lower score than all of us real bonafied Mericans!

Only because I was distracted by the illegals sneaking thru my backyard...

 

[FUEGO]

Only because I was distracted by the illegals sneaking thru my backyard...

So you associate with illegals and harbor them in your yard?

 

[Purron]

75% I need the cliff notes !

Same here Moe

 

[clifp]

Me too! Exactly.

Me three. If I had gotten 100% I was going to suggest deportation for the rest of you.

 

[Westernskies]

So you associate with illegals and harbor them in your yard?

Hey, they were just doing the landscaping. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

 

[Westernskies]

Me three. If I had gotten 100% I was going to suggest deportation for the rest of you.

Instead, you're at the front of the bus.

 

[FUEGO]

Hey, they were just doing the landscaping. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Hey tell it to the deportation hearing officer!

 

[Alan]

I scored 95% (got 'em all except the Chief Justice), but I wouldn't have done nearly that well if it had not been a multiple choice test. However I noticed this phrase in the scoring table: "65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.", and I think the author reveals him/herself as a Briton. Isn't "revision" the English English for what we call "studying" on this side of the Pond?

Yes, British kids revise for exams where US kids study. Good spot.

 

[Westernskies]

I scored 95% (got 'em all except the Chief Justice), but I wouldn't have done nearly that well if it had not been a multiple choice test. However I noticed this phrase in the scoring table: "65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.", and I think the author reveals him/herself as a Briton. Isn't "revision" the English English for what we call "studying" on this side of the Pond?

After a little revision, I scored 100% Now I have an Masters in American History, courtesy of the internet!

 

[clifp]

Instead, you're at the front of the bus.

Hey I got 95, wasn't sure if we had 23 or 27 amendments.

 

[Amethyst]

Also 95%; Congress must've snuck a few amendments in when I wasn't looking...

I did feel incorrect, though, picking Thomas Jefferson as the author of the Declaration. He shared that honor with John Adams.

My mother became a U.S. citizen at age 12. She remembered studying hard and being so proud she got all the questions right.

Amethyst

 

[scrinch]

100%. Got lucky on a couple of them! You know...Remember the Arizona, and 27 skidoo.

 

[RonBoyd]

95%. There are (many) more Weasels in the House of Representatives than I ever imagined.