Mrs. Feet firmly believes all the jewelry in the family (except for wedding ring and wristwatch) belongs on her, not the male half of the Feet pair. Mr. Feet agrees.
My lovely, 22-year-old niece volunteered a comment. She kinda likes it when a good-looking guy shaves his head, but ... "A bald guy with a beard looks like his head is on upside down." :
Figured I'd report this, since I'm pretty sure all you guys care more what a 22-year-old girl thinks, than the views of two middle-aged Feet! :-)