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Do you hate your job?
Old 04-02-2006, 08:36 PM   #1 Founder
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Do you hate your job?

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."



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Re: Do you hate your job?
Old 04-02-2006, 09:08 PM   #2
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Re: Do you hate your job?

We did some of that testing at my old job too...

Unfortunately the stuff we made had metal pins sticking out of them.
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