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Don't Do This - Part VIII
Old 03-30-2011, 07:21 PM   #1
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Don't Do This - Part VIII

Don't ask me to help you move !

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Timothy Walker, 48, was hospitalized in Burlington, N.C., in February after he fell off of an SUV while he was on top, holding down two mattresses for the driver, who apparently rounded a curve too fast. [WXII-TV (Winston-Salem), 2-18-2011]
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:25 PM   #2
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Was alcohol involved ?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:09 AM   #3
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Irish moving joke:

Paddy and Joe were helping Seamus move house. Paddy and Joe were struggling to get a heavy wardrobe downstairs.

Joe: Where's Seamus? We could do with his help with this wardrobe.

Paddy: Sure, he's inside keeping the hangers in place.

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Was alcohol involved ?

Probably just stupidity.....
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Reminds me of one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." series:

"Someone in your immediate family has died immediately after saying 'Hey, watch this!'"
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