Don't Do This - Part VIII

[MasterBlaster]

Don't ask me to help you move !

Timothy Walker, 48, was hospitalized in Burlington, N.C., in February after he fell off of an SUV while he was on top, holding down two mattresses for the driver, who apparently rounded a curve too fast. [WXII-TV (Winston-Salem), 2-18-2011]

 

[obgyn65]

Was alcohol involved ?

 

[Meadbh]

Irish moving joke:

Paddy and Joe were helping Seamus move house. Paddy and Joe were struggling to get a heavy wardrobe downstairs.

Joe: Where's Seamus? We could do with his help with this wardrobe.

Paddy: Sure, he's inside keeping the hangers in place.

 

[Texas Proud]

Was alcohol involved ?

Probably just stupidity.....

 

[DblDoc]

Job security...

DD

 

[tryan]

Darwin Award candidates

 

[GRambler]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Walt34]

Reminds me of one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." series:

"Someone in your immediate family has died immediately after saying 'Hey, watch this!'"

 

[chinaco]

Natural Selection!

 

[RetiredGypsy]

I think I know why it happened:

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