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Old 10-20-2008, 05:08 PM   #1
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:24 PM   #2
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Let me be the first to say: That sucks.
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That's some hickey, sugar.

There was a girl at college that we called the "Hoover." Her handiwork (mouthwork, actually) was something to see. Her boyfriend was only too eager to show it off. Ugh.
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Her boyfriend was only too eager to show it off. Ugh.
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I wonder if he fed it a steak dinner and a box of chocolates first?
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Urchina, I must say it took me several moments to realize you were talking hickeys. I mean, weren't you?
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Urchina, I must say it took me several moments to realize you were talking hickeys. I mean, weren't you?
Yes, Sarah, I meant the hickeys.

Though come to think of it, they both had a bit of exhibitionist in them, since we actually *saw* the hickeys (and some of them were normally covered by clothing). I never saw one actually being given, thankfully, but apparently there was a demonstration one night at a party. Large quantities of alcohol were probably involved.

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...it would have been a stiff sentence, since he was a hardened criminal.
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His day really sucked, I bet.
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WTf - "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"?? Shouldn't this be classified as prostitution technically - it wasn't a favor since he undoubtedly put a few quarters in the slot for payment.
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WTf - "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"?? Shouldn't this be classified as prostitution technically - it wasn't a favor since he undoubtedly put a few quarters in the slot for payment.
Hard times in Saginaw. Some car washes offer free vacuums.....
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..., I'm sure the judge will issue a gag order on this one.
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