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Old 06-23-2008, 04:19 PM   #1
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:27 PM   #3
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Hey, if it will work for women, how about some kind of power jock strap for my boys?
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Hmmm, I'm open to new ideas, however could this produce sparks...will I go up in flames?
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Hmmm, I'm open to new ideas, however could this produce sparks...will I go up in flames?
No, not enough energy for ignition, however properly routed, a gentle tingling sensation in the right place...................
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No, not enough energy for ignition, however properly routed, a gentle tingling sensation in the right place...................
Woo Hoo! I'll take a dozen.....
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now I know what BTU stands for...
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Watt? I mean, I got the "BT" part, but the "U"?
Ohm, ...give me a minute..
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Oops, sorry, I deleted my post, so that this thread wouldn't degenerate into a bunch of puns.
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Can we change the title to

"Power from Breasts, Energy Crisis Licked"

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I find news articles like this absolutely titillating.
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I'm told that when I was a very young lad, I screamed at the top of my lungs in the grocery store "I drink mommy's boobie juice"

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I decided to run the question past some scientists. It turns out that the physics of breast motion have been studied closely for the last two decades by a gamut of researchers, most of them women.
It's also been studied by some amateurs, although I'll never admit to it.

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Measurements compiled by Lawson and her colleagues show that a D-cup in a low-support bra can travel as much as 35 inches up and down (35 inches!) during exercise, while a B-cup in a high-support bra barely moves an inch.
I've seen well-endowed women out jogging. Sometimes their bodies are on the way up while their boobs are still headed downwards, and vice-versa. Looks very uncomfortable.
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Where's CFB's picture of the young lady that can't see her shoes? Would be good for total power estimating purposes.
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I've seen well-endowed women out jogging. Sometimes their bodies are on the way up while their boobs are still headed downwards, and vice-versa. Looks very uncomfortable.
But one cannot help but notice. I think it's hard-wired in to notice.

Dad once embarrassed Mom by remarking that bras are designed using the same physics as suspension bridges. But he had an engineer mentality.
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