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Old 08-17-2008, 05:38 PM   #21
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Heck. I thought the guy was great in Airwolf.

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Old 08-17-2008, 06:09 PM   #22
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Yes, yes, but how's his vision? Loved the line, "I don't dare tell you." Did you ever see anyone having so much fun at w*rk?

I totally believed him in Marty.

Mom had surgery and had perfect vision at 91. Eeeeu, that creeps me out.
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Acutally that might just do it.

If I remember correctly; if a man live long enough he almost has a 100% of getting an enlarged prostrate. Sex - manual or with someone else - is said to help avoid the problem.
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Sex - manual or with someone else - is said to help avoid the problem.
Yes. And last I heard, it's regularity that's most important. However, I think once a day is probably better than once a month.
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I totally believed him in Marty.
From the movie - one of the great lines"
Marty "What do you want to do?"
Friend "I don't know; what do you want to do?"
Marty "I don't know; what do you want to do?"
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I think we found out.
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Its also a handy visual tool. If you find yourself aroused in an inappropriate place or situation, just think of Ernest Borgnine masturbating...
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Its also a handy visual tool. If you find yourself aroused in an inappropriate place or situation, just think of Ernest Borgnine masturbating...
"Handy" you say?
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Its also a handy visual tool. If you find yourself aroused in an inappropriate place or situation, just think of Ernest Borgnine masturbating...
Maybe that arouses some people?
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I should at this point let everyone know that when I was in junior high school we had a lunch lady that looked exactly like Ernest Borgnine. She wore a hairnet. On her legs.
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I should at this point let everyone know that when I was in junior high school we had a lunch lady that looked exactly like Ernest Borgnine. She wore a hairnet. On her legs.
Did she wink at you and give you extra?
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Did she wink at you and give you extra?
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No one could make sloppy joes like the lunch lady.

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Lets just say that without that lunch lady, I'd have never survived the 8th grade.
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Acutally that might just do it.

If I remember correctly; if a man live long enough he almost has a 100% of getting an enlarged prostrate. Sex - manual or with someone else - is said to help avoid the problem.
Well ain't that some crap. I take a cholesterol pill to keep the arteries clear so I can live a long life. But one of the side effects is it takes a little lead out of the old pencil. Less lead, less sex, possible prostrate problems. Hmmmm.....might be time to dump the cholesterol meds down the toilet and get back to living it up.
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Ok folks...let's see if we can keep this thread from going completely in the gutter.
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Ok folks...let's see if we can keep this thread from going completely in the gutter.
I know. Now I got Adam Sandler stuck in my head doing the lunch lady song. Thanks everyone :confused:
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I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...
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