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Old 08-19-2008, 10:44 PM   #41
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I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...
With Adam Sandler singing lunch lady song Slop slop..sloppy joes...ya
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:10 AM   #42
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Old 08-20-2008, 08:19 AM   #43
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Okay the image of a lunch lady and Ernest Borgnine pretty much killed it for me.
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:12 AM   #44
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I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...
Aren't you jumping to conclusions here? He said "alot". How many times do you consider "alot" and at what point does it reach "excessive". Next we'll be talking about premature retirement vs. early retirement.
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That's it. That's how we can slide further into the gutter:

You know it's excessive when...
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That's it. That's how we can slide further into the gutter:

You know it's excessive when...
And with a pole, er.. poll.
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That's it. That's how we can slide further into the gutter:

You know it's excessive when...
Uh oh! Methinks a thread lock is imminent (Did I spell imminent right?)
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Well I'd certainly hope not. Given the range of ignore poster/thread/forum options, if someone feels puritanical perhaps they can ignore the thread about a funny exchange between an old comic actor and a newsman.

I'd hate to think we'd come to the point where its acceptable to crap in each others hats over political matters or posting just for the purpose of trolling, but a little locker room humor just must be stopped.
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I'd hate to think we'd come to the point where its acceptable to crap in each others hats over political matters or posting just for the purpose of trolling, but a little locker room humor just must be stopped.

Nah, I'm supposed to watch the sandbox moderate, and I put up a thread about a couple having sex for 101 days in a row.
Carry on.

And yeah, it'd be great if everyone just cold turkey quit posting in the soap box hat crapper repository, as it would make the spa vacation that is moderating all that much better, and we'd get to spend more time in the hot tub.
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I put up a thread about a couple having sex for 101 days in a row
I wonder how much additional masturbation occurred.

Okay, someone just shoot me before this gets out of hand.
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I wonder how much additional masturbation occurred.

Okay, someone just shoot me before this gets out of hand.
Actually, it seems that you have a firm grasp on the situation.
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Well Ill probably live to 110..
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Fortunately all of this isnt merely self abuse.
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I wonder how much additional masturbation occurred.
Are you saying "additional" to the mutual sex, or to the masturbation in connection to the mutual sex. Geez, masturbation is too much math!
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I've never been the "master" of anything.

Oh wait, that's "mastur"...never mind.
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Cue the Massachusetts Debating Team.
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I can't believe you didn't use the "Master of your domain" line from Jerry Seinfeld's episode, "The Contest."
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