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Even chimps are retiring early - sheeeesh!
Old 01-23-2013, 05:47 PM   #1
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Even chimps are retiring early - sheeeesh!

Great, up to 450 more dependents (depending on which news story you believe) with full pensions, health care and homes!

NIH Told to Retire Most Research Chimps: Scientific American
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:01 PM   #2
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Looking closely at the photo in the article, I'm pretty sure I used to work with this guy.
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Looking closely at the photos in the article, I'm pretty sure I used to work with for a couple of these guys.
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Lucky are the retiring chimps. For,
The report suggests that three of nine ongoing invasive experiments, involving immunology and infectious diseases, could continue...
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Needs to stop. They are people too. Too intelligent to be subjected to suffering for our benefit. Where do you draw the line? Here.
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But I bet those dependents bite the hands that feed them
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Chimps are people ? News to me.
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Maybe you can find one willing to be your travel partner on one of your third world medical trips...
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Me too.
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I'll believe chimps are people when Texas executes one.
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Chumps are also jumping on the ER wagons.
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