Fake Housefly

[Bestwifeever]

Think of the hydroelectric power these bad boys could generate during a home game (these are at Wrigley Field)--throw a few propellers in there and sparks might fly:

 

[Nords]

Have a miniature (and sufficiently robust to stand up to the urine) tachometer mounted to the propeller. Display its RPM in large LED displays for everyone to see. Sound loud "ding ding ding" when someone breaks a new record for the day.

Yeah, because we need one more thing for guys to get competitive about in the bathroom... and you know someone would try to cheat by sneaking in a squirt bottle.

Then the "piss would really hit the fan" so to speak!

 

[Meadbh]

You guys are just killing me here. My face hurts from laughing.
I am naturally a curious person, but I never figured I would want to know about stuff like this.
But then again, I do consider this forum to be my daily "classroom" learning experience. I've lived a sheltered life...yeah right!

Carry on, men.

Ditto!

Keep it flowing, guys!