Fake titles for books on outsourcing

Marquette · 02-26-2008, 03:19 PM

This is a very rough work in progress and it is meant to be humorous. Please contribute any that spring to mind. as far as I know, none of these are real titles.

Who Stole My Cheese
Daddy doesn't love you if you don't work at least 50 hours a week (it's a working title)
Heather has two preferred vendors
Frustrated and Broke: IT isn't the Glamor Job I Wanted
Mommy outsourced loving you
Insolence for the 21st Century: How one man survived
Hitchhiker's Guide to Outsourcing
What's Ravi doing in my Cube? A manager's guide on how not to let your team know they just got outsourced
Knock Knock. Who's There? Not you any more: How to use humor to make layoffs fun again

Please add to the list if the mood strikes... I'll be stealing them to update the team wiki here

**Gumby** · 02-26-2008, 04:51 PM

I'm OK, You're in Punjab
(My job is) Gone With the Wind
Peter Pancit
Horton Hears a Qui?

RunningBum · 02-26-2008, 05:06 PM

What Color is My Parachute, and Why Are You Insisting That I Put It On?

RunningBum · 02-26-2008, 05:09 PM

I'm OK, You, on the other hand, might want to bulk buy Ramen noodles

Marquette · 02-26-2008, 05:52 PM

Thanks guys, those are awesome

**CuppaJoe** · 02-27-2008, 09:42 AM

Fun thread, Marquette, you had me on your first item, "Who Stole My Cheese." There's a guy over at the Kindle forums hyping his self-published book called, I'm not kidding: "Cutting the Cheese." Maybe his book could be outsourced as "The Dog Ate My Cheese"? Am I sniffing the right trail?

homestead · 02-27-2008, 09:27 PM

50 ways to say goodbye to your coworkers

TickTock · 02-28-2008, 08:38 AM

Way, Way Out Of The Crisis

dex · 02-28-2008, 08:45 AM

Is Dilbert looking for ideas?

02-26-2008, 03:19 PM	#1
Marquette Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Planet Y Posts: 1,621	Fake titles for books on outsourcing This is a very rough work in progress and it is meant to be humorous. Please contribute any that spring to mind. as far as I know, none of these are real titles. Who Stole My Cheese Daddy doesn't love you if you don't work at least 50 hours a week (it's a working title) Heather has two preferred vendors Frustrated and Broke: IT isn't the Glamor Job I Wanted Mommy outsourced loving you Insolence for the 21st Century: How one man survived Hitchhiker's Guide to Outsourcing What's Ravi doing in my Cube? A manager's guide on how not to let your team know they just got outsourced Knock Knock. Who's There? Not you any more: How to use humor to make layoffs fun again Please add to the list if the mood strikes... I'll be stealing them to update the team wiki here __________________ "Minnesotans are brilliant" - FinanceDude "Minnesotan's can't spell" - Markette

02-26-2008, 04:51 PM	#2
Gumby Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,561	I'm OK, You're in Punjab (My job is) Gone With the Wind Peter Pancit Horton Hears a Qui? __________________ You should not assume that I have a clue about anything I post. If you need a lawyer, go get your own.

02-26-2008, 05:52 PM	#5
Marquette Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Planet Y Posts: 1,621	Thanks guys, those are awesome __________________ "Minnesotans are brilliant" - FinanceDude "Minnesotan's can't spell" - Markette

02-27-2008, 09:42 AM	#6
CuppaJoe Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Gone Swimmin' 'N Grinnin' Posts: 1,183	Fun thread, Marquette, you had me on your first item, "Who Stole My Cheese." There's a guy over at the Kindle forums hyping his self-published book called, I'm not kidding: "Cutting the Cheese." Maybe his book could be outsourced as "The Dog Ate My Cheese"? Am I sniffing the right trail? __________________ FIR(semi)-E 8/29/08. "The water's fine."-SteveR et al.

02-28-2008, 08:38 AM	#8
TickTock Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 464	Way, Way Out Of The Crisis __________________ TickTock Rule Of Finance - heavily discount any promises of money/benefits to be paid to you in the future "I've traded love for pennies, sold my soul for less" -Jim Croce, Age

02-26-2008, 05:06 PM	#3
RunningBum Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 760	What Color is My Parachute, and Why Are You Insisting That I Put It On?

02-26-2008, 05:09 PM	#4
RunningBum Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 760	I'm OK, You, on the other hand, might want to bulk buy Ramen noodles

02-27-2008, 09:27 PM	#7
homestead Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 51	50 ways to say goodbye to your coworkers

02-28-2008, 08:45 AM	#9
dex Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,254	Is Dilbert looking for ideas? __________________ Sometimes death is not as tragic as not knowing how to live. This man knew how to live--and how to make others glad they were living. - Jack Benny at Nat King Cole's funeral

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