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Old 02-26-2008, 04:19 PM   #1
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Fake titles for books on outsourcing

This is a very rough work in progress and it is meant to be humorous. Please contribute any that spring to mind. as far as I know, none of these are real titles.
  • Who Stole My Cheese
  • Daddy doesn't love you if you don't work at least 50 hours a week (it's a working title)
  • Heather has two preferred vendors
  • Frustrated and Broke: IT isn't the Glamor Job I Wanted
  • Mommy outsourced loving you
  • Insolence for the 21st Century: How one man survived
  • Hitchhiker's Guide to Outsourcing
  • What's Ravi doing in my Cube? A manager's guide on how not to let your team know they just got outsourced
  • Knock Knock. Who's There? Not you any more: How to use humor to make layoffs fun again
Please add to the list if the mood strikes... I'll be stealing them to update the team wiki here
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Thanks guys, those are awesome
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Fun thread, Marquette, you had me on your first item, "Who Stole My Cheese." There's a guy over at the Kindle forums hyping his self-published book called, I'm not kidding: "Cutting the Cheese." Maybe his book could be outsourced as "The Dog Ate My Cheese"? Am I sniffing the right trail?
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