Fake titles for books on outsourcing

[Marquette]

This is a very rough work in progress and it is meant to be humorous. Please contribute any that spring to mind. as far as I know, none of these are real titles.

• Who Stole My Cheese
• Daddy doesn't love you if you don't work at least 50 hours a week (it's a working title)
• Heather has two preferred vendors
• Frustrated and Broke: IT isn't the Glamor Job I Wanted
• Mommy outsourced loving you
• Insolence for the 21st Century: How one man survived
• Hitchhiker's Guide to Outsourcing
• What's Ravi doing in my Cube? A manager's guide on how not to let your team know they just got outsourced
• Knock Knock. Who's There? Not you any more: How to use humor to make layoffs fun again

Please add to the list if the mood strikes... I'll be stealing them to update the team wiki here

 

[Gumby]

I'm OK, You're in Punjab
(My job is) Gone With the Wind
Peter Pancit
Horton Hears a Qui?

 

[RunningBum]

What Color is My Parachute, and Why Are You Insisting That I Put It On?

 

[RunningBum]

I'm OK, You, on the other hand, might want to bulk buy Ramen noodles

 

[Marquette]

Thanks guys, those are awesome

 

[CuppaJoe]

Fun thread, Marquette, you had me on your first item, "Who Stole My Cheese." There's a guy over at the Kindle forums hyping his self-published book called, I'm not kidding: "Cutting the Cheese." Maybe his book could be outsourced as "The Dog Ate My Cheese"? Am I sniffing the right trail?

 

[homestead]

50 ways to say goodbye to your coworkers

 

[TickTock]

Way, Way Out Of The Crisis

 

[dex]

Is Dilbert looking for ideas?