Being a fan of brown rice I buy from the local health food store, this is another favorite from Sleeper:
Miles (Woody's character), after being told that everyone he had ever known has been dead for nearly 200 years, replies, "But they all ate organic rice!"
Retired in late 2008 at age 45. Cashed in company stock, bought a lot of shares in a big bond fund and am living nicely off its dividends. IRA, SS, and a pension await me at age 60 and later. No kids, no debts.
"I want my money working for me instead of me working for my money!"