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Old 03-12-2008, 01:00 PM   #1
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Florida legislature has too much time

This is a serious problem and I'm happy that at least one state legislature is finally doing something about it.

"A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.

The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor."
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:35 PM   #2
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it has been nicknamed the elaine benes bill.

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Old 03-12-2008, 06:12 PM   #3
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I think Missouri has that beat. They are considering making Bud the official state beer.

But then I guess it's better they spend their time on that kind of stuff. Less time to screw up important matters.
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This is a serious problem and I'm happy that at least one state legislature is finally doing something about it.

"A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.

The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor."
send some of 'em to NY.
there is a great need for extra toilet paper in Albany these days.

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