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Old 06-12-2007, 01:28 PM   #61
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None of us will admit to any personal expertise in the area of ED assistance.

My wife still has to keep a bat at her bedside.

But this reminds me of a small funny experience I had recently.

While cleaning the kitchen in our new house, while wiping out the kitchen cabinets I tipped the uppermost shelf over the refrigerator. Out slides a sample pack of viagra, one pill missing, expired about 5 years ago. I'm guessing the stuff is good for 2-3 years minimum, so that would put it right around the time the original owner sold it to the guy I bought it from.

Last hurrah in the old place or yahoo...we got a new house!

And only one missing, and hidden in the best hiding spot in the house...hmm...
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My wife still has to keep a bat at her bedside.
Yes. I understand they love nuts.
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I'm just pleased as punch that you didnt mention bugs and fruit.
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I'm just pleased as punch that you didnt mention bugs and fruit.


Let's not even get into nesting material.
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Well, my username for some time was "el guapo", which is dang close to 'guano'.
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A close friends wife works for Glaxo --- selling levitra. He gave me a sample pack and said..."these are some majic beans to your 18 year old h*** o*. Long story short, I tryed the stuff after a great night out w/ DW...w/o her knowing. The results...while always good --
I found it to be more intense and almost to "inflated" When done "elevation" continued for 15-20 min w/ no stimulation (annoying)...long story short...if it works -- don't fix it.
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A close friends wife works for Glaxo --- selling levitra. He gave me a sample pack and said..."these are some majic beans to your 18 year old h*** o*. Long story short, I tryed the stuff after a great night out w/ DW...w/o her knowing. The results...while always good --
I found it to be more intense and almost to "inflated" When done "elevation" continued for 15-20 min w/ no stimulation (annoying)...long story short...if it works -- don't fix it.
I guess there's hope for the future......... I think my wife bought the bat from the same store Fuzzy's wife did.........
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Since you are opening the discussion to the women I have to say that when I started dating again at 52 ( after being widowed) several guys fessed up to viagra use way before necessary .One guy even admitted to injecting his p---- for arousal (ouch ).
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Hugh Hefner raves about Viagra and uses it regularly. You go Hef!

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Since you are opening the discussion to the women I have to say that when I started dating again at 52 ( after being widowed) several guys fessed up to viagra use way before necessary .One guy even admitted to injecting his p---- for arousal (ouch ).
I'll bet that was a real conversation-ENDER............

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Moemg: "That's nice, but I'm still trying to find out if I like you or not"..............
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Beyond Viagra, Levitra, Cialis

To further complicate matters, some men with ED (i.e., impotent), for various reasons (I'm diabetic) find that none of the oral drugs work any more. However, there is still hope, if the male user is willing to drive a stainless steel spike into his male member when he and his DW want sex. Perhaps I'm overstating things. This is by using an injected Rx substance (for me, called bi-mix), a 29- to 31-gauge needle, and an autoinjector. Injection is to the side of the penis, and the resultiing 'sting' more resembles a geriatric bee than anything ... when I can feel it at all. That's the downside. The up-side (no pun intended) is a 3-5 hour erection, similar to the ones a man remembers when he was 18. Plus no more worries about 'performance anxiety,' as it just doesn't come down, no matter what you do. If you have to get it down, take a double or triple dose of a decongestant (such as Sudafed), and wait about a hour. As a result, DW requires 2-3 'rest periods' between 'activity sessions.'

It just depends on how much you want to continue having sex fun. In my case, at 64, I just wasn't ready to pack it in ... and, besides, I wanted to continue chasing DW around the house ... until she catches, trips, and beats me to the floor.
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However, there is still hope, if the male user is willing to drive a stainless steel spike into his male member when he and his DW want sex.
As a result, DW requires 2-3 'rest periods' between 'activity sessions.'
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... by using an injected Rx substance (for me, called bi-mix), a 29- to 31-gauge needle, and an autoinjector.
Jeesh. The term "shooting up" has taken on an entirely new meaning...
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What caliber is appropriate for rattlesnakes, scorpions, & chiggers?
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To further complicate matters, some men with ED (i.e., impotent), for various reasons (I'm diabetic) find that none of the oral drugs work any more. However, there is still hope, if the male user is willing to drive a stainless steel spike into his male member when he and his DW want sex. Perhaps I'm overstating things. This is by using an injected Rx substance (for me, called bi-mix), a 29- to 31-gauge needle, and an autoinjector. Injection is to the side of the penis, and the resultiing 'sting' more resembles a geriatric bee than anything ... when I can feel it at all. That's the downside. The up-side (no pun intended) is a 3-5 hour erection, similar to the ones a man remembers when he was 18. Plus no more worries about 'performance anxiety,' as it just doesn't come down, no matter what you do. If you have to get it down, take a double or triple dose of a decongestant (such as Sudafed), and wait about a hour. As a result, DW requires 2-3 'rest periods' between 'activity sessions.'

It just depends on how much you want to continue having sex fun. In my case, at 64, I just wasn't ready to pack it in ... and, besides, I wanted to continue chasing DW around the house ... until she catches, trips, and beats me to the floor.
Good for you....... DW already carries a bat like CFB's wife to hit me with........can't imagine what she'll say about the "little blue pill" if I need it in the future.........
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Good for you....... DW already carries a bat like CFB's wife to hit me with........can't imagine what she'll say about the "little blue pill" if I need it in the future.........
Just remember Dude, the great thing about wood is that it works anywhere.

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