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Old 05-04-2015, 10:40 AM   #1
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Just for fun...sorry if I excluded anyone.


So TrapperJohn and GhenkisKhan were talking the other day:

you can ask all day how old I am but all Ill tell you is that imoldernu,

...of course, but we both keep growing_older dont we?
...sure, but Im still young enough 2B a BBQ-Nut arent I?
...Ha-ha he said, Im far from Independent... Im a bit of a lemming; live and learn but Ive had a RichLife, LOL

...well youre still a Brat and despite what you say, youre not a Big_Hitter

...Oh, you are so behind the times, chief04010

...Dont give me that powerplay or any razztazz, Im going to RetireAge50, not you! Ive got MooreBonds than you can count, you OldBag; Id rather Livefree and Im going to go buy a fishboat, thats because Im not a golfnut!

...Yeah, well I just bought my girlfriend an Amethyst...she use to be a Nun but nottoomuchlonger shes going to turn into thebestwifeever! Were going on our honeymoon, NWBound and well go skiing in the Rockies

....well just remember to pb4uski!

...Criky!!


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Old 05-04-2015, 10:54 AM   #4
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That is so creative! Nice work!
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And people wonder what we do all day.... Nice, Marko! We could act this out with sock puppets.
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And people wonder what we do all day....
Absolute proof that I've got too much time on my hands......
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Old 05-04-2015, 12:46 PM   #7
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And people wonder what we do all day.... Nice, Marko! We could act this out with sock puppets.
Marko's work is indeed outstanding. But, just picture the act using sock puppets--it becomes way outstanding.

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Just for fun...sorry if I excluded anyone.

So TrapperJohn and GhenkisKhan were talking the other day:

you can ask all day how old I am but all Ill tell you is that imoldernu,

...of course, but we both keep growing_older dont we?
...sure, but Im still young enough 2B a BBQ-Nut arent I?
...Ha-ha he said, Im far from Independent... Im a bit of a lemming; live and learn but Ive had a RichLife, LOL

...well youre still a Brat and despite what you say, youre not a Big_Hitter

...Oh, you are so behind the times, chief04010

...Dont give me that powerplay or any razztazz, Im going to RetireAge50, not you! Ive got MooreBonds than you can count, you OldBag; Id rather Livefree and Im going to go buy a fishboat, thats because Im not a golfnut!

...Yeah, well I just bought my girlfriend an Amethyst...she use to be a Nun but nottoomuchlonger shes going to turn into thebestwifeever! Were going on our honeymoon, NWBound and well go skiing in the Rockies

....well just remember to pb4uski!

...Criky!!


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Marko, Can I ask how long it took you to come up with this? You are very creative.
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Marko, Can I ask how long it took you to come up with this? You are very creative.
Actually, I just cut and pasted the names who were online this morning and then just started making stuff up looking at the names. In all, maybe 20 minutes or so.

I thought about doing something like this last night as I was heading to bed and woke up with the motivation to get it done.

It's not as hard as it might look if you don't need a real conversational flow or something that makes sense.
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But, how are you going to work "aja8888" into a post?
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Actually, I just cut and pasted the names who were online this morning and then just started making stuff up looking at the names. In all, maybe 20 minutes or so.

I thought about doing something like this last night as I was heading to bed and woke up with the motivation to get it done.

It's not as hard as it might look if you don't need a real conversational flow or something that makes sense.
With this talent, you could probably be a CNN newscaster!
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That was great! Very creative.
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That was great! Very creative.
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Nice work - I couldn't come up with something like that in 20 hours much less 20 minutes. You definitely have a talent there, marko!
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That was fun Marko! Thanks for giving my day some extra chuckles.
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After seeing way too many "May the 4th be with you" jokes that was real breath of fresh air.
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So now Marko can go post in the "What did you do today" thread. :-)
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