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Old 08-06-2005, 08:06 PM   #1
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"July 28
Sex among seniors
A local elderly care facility reported possible sexual misconduct on the part of two residents.* The investigation determined that there was an encounter but that there was nothing criminal in nature"

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Hey Brat,

I think this belongs in the "It's Funny Joke Thursday" thread....

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I don't know Brat- - -but I think what we really need are more details.* Think about it, we could let the rest of the seniors know exactly what they can and cannot get away with.* Can you say "seminar".
And of course for the lawyers on the board there has got to be a lawsuit tucked away in here somewhere

So get crackin Brat, let's make somewthing of this.
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My Mother is in a care facility in another city.* They had a male resident who tried to court a couple ladies.* He didn't get any takers.

Before she moved to the care facility she lived in an active retirement facility.* There was one gentleman who lived there who would put tags next to his dinner plate, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... The tags on the table disappeared by desert.*
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My Mother is in a care facility in another city.* They had a male resident who tried to court a couple ladies.* He didn't get any takers.

Before she moved to the care facility she lived in an active retirement facility.* There was one gentleman who lived there who would put tags next to his dinner plate, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... The tags on the table disappeared by desert.*
I don't get it. Did some old person eat them, thinking they were food?

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"July 28
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A local elderly care facility reported possible sexual misconduct on the part of two residents.* The investigation determined that there was an encounter but that there was nothing criminal in nature"

DW works in a nursing home. I am amazed at the amount of sexual activity
that goes on.

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DW works in a nursing home. I am amazed at the amount of sexual activity
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JG, just think what you will be missing out on if you decide to use the Hemingway Solution....

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yes, the salesman should have a new selling point in selling long term care nooky insurance.
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DW works in a nursing home.* I am amazed at the amount of sexual activity
that goes on.* JG
SG, I don't think that even Al's beaver is gonna touch this one.

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Sex among seniors
A local elderly care facility reported possible sexual misconduct on the part of two residents.* The investigation determined that there was an encounter but that there was nothing criminal in nature"
But I will observe that this publicity could start a whole new fad of people volunteering at care facilities!
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My FIL ( 83 years old) lives in a Life Care Facility in his own apartment. My MIL died 2 years ago. The ratio of women to men is 9 to 1. My FIL says (with a smile) that the women are VERY sexually aggressive. However, they fear gossip so won't spend the whole night at his place. There are a lot of bad things about growing old but this isn't one of them.

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I, like many others, had a false ID when I was under 21 so I could buy beer
Is it possible there are those who falsify their ID's to get into these homes at an earlier age?
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ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON


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ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON


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I got a bit lost here. Is this the beaver joke?

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I got a bit lost here. Is this the beaver joke?

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No JG, more like "non sum qualis eram"....

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For those that are..."esto perpetue"!
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I got a bit lost here. Is this the beaver joke?

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It is obviously a pole(ish) joke.
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