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Old 03-09-2013, 07:01 AM   #61
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:15 AM   #62
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Now I can "see why" they serve so much liquor in these clubs
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:20 AM   #63
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Ah but beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:31 AM   #64
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Ah but beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm going to need a lot more arms to hold that much beer...

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Old 03-19-2013, 09:51 PM   #65
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WoW, lots of people interested in Gentlemen's Clubs.... LOL I have never posted a topic that got so many views so quickly.

Anyway, we go tonight and tomorrow I'll try to post a full report of the adventure...
Still waiting on that report. Or are you too traumatized by the event and the proposition that followed
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WoW, lots of people interested in Gentlemen's Clubs.... LOL I have never posted a topic that got so many views so quickly.

Anyway, we go tonight and tomorrow I'll try to post a full report of the adventure...

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Old 03-21-2013, 02:36 PM   #67
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OMGosh... I completely forgot about this!

We went to the club, it was quite swanky, in an old jazz club kinda way. The music was nice, the gentleman watching the door and the bouncers were in Tux. The girls were in dresses except for the time they were on stage. There were a couple of dozen chairs with seats and sofas along all the walls. We sat down and ordered a drink and before my drink even came my phone rang. It was my sister and she informed me my dad had had a major heart issue and was in the hospital. I left within 10 minutes of going in and have spent the last week and an half in and out of the hospital with my dad having 2 surgeries.... (he seems to be stable now)

So, unfortunately, I have very little to report!

Perhaps I will go again in the future and have a better story to tell
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We sat down and ordered a drink and before my drink even came my phone rang. It was my sister and she informed me my dad had had a major heart issue and was in the hospital. I left within 10 minutes
My mother told me that going to those places would only bring trouble. Sounds like she was right.

I hope you father is doing better. Our parents are precious.
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Thanks for the followup.

Sorry about your father. Hope your dad is doing better.
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ummmm... don't think the ladies like that term.
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ummmm... don't think the ladies like that term.
What, continuum?
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I like that "going to the ballet" euphemism! Very funny.
There used to be a strip club up in Jay, Maine, known fondly by the locals as "The Jay Ballet" (or so I was told).
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There used to be a strip club up in Jay, Maine, known fondly by the locals as "The Jay Ballet" (or so I was told).
We used to call it "going to the Christian Science reading room for milk and cookies".
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We used to call it "going to the Christian Science reading room for milk and cookies".
Finally a euphemism for this activity that I have not heard for years and also think is hysterical. I am glad that I wasn't drinking milk when I read this or it would have come out my nose. Thank you for a perfect end to a very long week.
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