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You do understand that my sexual fantasies tend to include men doing housework?
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Old 03-06-2011, 04:59 PM   #2
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Just for you, Khan:

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Maybe Khan is on to something !
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You do understand that my sexual fantasies tend to include men doing housework?

That means you are not getting old . If you were old you could not remember what a sexual fanatsy was !
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You do understand that my sexual fantasies tend to include men doing housework?
Oh....now THAT is hot!

....then later on, they can fry a pan full of bacon. Ohhhhhh....baby...
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Eddie Munster starts his 2nd career as a Chippendale, becomes a Levi's jeans model...then in utter disgust...switches over to the Merry Maid cleaning service.
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Oh....now THAT is hot!

....then later on, they can fry a pan full of bacon. Ohhhhhh....baby...
Okay, a shirtless guy pushing a vacuum cleaner, a pan of bacon.... This is getting weird....
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personally, I like the women working on cars scenario(s);
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He has a different outfit for frying up that bacon:
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