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Old 09-14-2006, 08:19 AM   #1
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And I thought nothing could lure me back to church...

One preacher's message: Have hotter sex


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Old 09-14-2006, 08:40 AM   #2
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Well good for them. That's just what an inhibited congretation needs.

Perhaps some preachers are finally starting to feel a little guilty about imposing a life of pleasure avoidance for the only life those people will likely ever see. How sad is it that these people cant wait to get home and try some of this stuff because they were finally given the green light to do so.

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Amen. Do I hear an amen?
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Sex sells. Why did it take the church 2000 years to figure this out?

Seriously, this preacher knows how to fill his collection plate. God is big business these days (I mean that as an observation and not an insult).
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...God is big business these days...
Wasn't this one of TIME's latest cover stories?
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:47 PM   #6
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So the church is making a mighty leap from the 11th century into the 21st. It's about time.

One of my evangelical friends told me he can't read grown-up books because they have sex in them, and any sex is the same as porn. So goodbye to all modern literature.

I guess all those happy folks will have fun until some other preacher comes along and tells them to knock it off or go to hell. Then it's back to once a year for the purposes of procreation only.
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One of my evangelical friends told me he can't read grown-up books because they have sex in them, and any sex is the same as porn. So goodbye to all modern literature.
Sounds like you need new friends...
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Other prohibitions include no sex with animals, no incest, no lust for people other than your spouse, no adultery (and that includes consensual threesomes and group sex) and no porn, rape or prostitution.
See. But then they just have to go and ruin it.
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i guess if your an athiest you have no one to talk to during an orgasm. ha ha ha ha
new meaning to cum all yee faithful i think
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i guess if your an athiest you have no one to talk to during an orgasm. ha ha ha ha
new meaning to cum all yee faithful i think
When an athiest cries, "oh God," she is convinced she is crying out to the same god the thiest is addressing - none.
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I often say, Oh my God, right after. hmm, what is the deal with that? I'm an atheist.
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