Good bumper sticker seen:

calmloki · 05-17-2008, 12:40 PM

There's a bigger outcry against fur than leather because safer to terrorize old rich ladies than bikers.

tryan · 05-18-2008, 10:32 AM

"Even Bill doesn't want Hillary"

... couldn't make this stuff up!

**Martha** · 05-18-2008, 11:10 AM

My favorite was from the energy crisis days:

186,000 miles per second. It is not just a good idea, it's the law.

mathjak107 · 05-18-2008, 05:13 PM

please dont tell my mom im a financial planner

she thinks im a piano player in a whore house

MikeD · 05-18-2008, 05:16 PM

Topical, but one of my faves:

Walt34 · 05-18-2008, 05:16 PM

From the BBS tagline days:

Mike's Vet & Taxidermy Service. Either way, you get your dog back.

I am very tempted to have that one made and put it on my pickup truck.

mathjak107 · 05-18-2008, 06:25 PM

Amature Gyn, Honk For Free Exam

bbbamI · 05-18-2008, 06:35 PM

On the back of a tee shirt in a motorcycle shop....

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE B*TCH FELL OFF

kumquat · 05-18-2008, 07:30 PM

I saw this installed on 'older' car, wanted to peel it off to re-stick it on mine:

"MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF $HIT TOO!"

An old Canadian favourite that needs a bit of history. During the last energy crisis, the federal government came up with their National Energy Plan which entailed taxing the energy rich western provinces (or their O&G companies) to subsidize the eastern provinces. Western economies crashed giving birth to:

"Let the Eastern Ba$tards freeze in the dark"

mathjak107 · 05-19-2008, 03:16 AM

i like "kick their ass and take their gas"

Purron · 05-19-2008, 05:48 AM

"Imagine Whirled Peas"

Danny · 05-19-2008, 07:33 AM

Honk if you love peace and quiet

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog

Rehab is for quitters

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Hang up the phone and drive, yuppie scum

My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student

I'm lost, but I'm making good time

Draft SUV Drivers First

Eagle43 · 05-19-2008, 07:59 AM

Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus.

How did our oil get under their sand.

WWWND
What would Willie Nelson do.

Zipper · 05-19-2008, 10:07 AM

How about a sign in a public washroom indicating.....

"TOILET CAMS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY"

lazygood4nothinbum · 05-19-2008, 11:00 AM

nuke a baby gay whale for jesus

free4now · 05-19-2008, 01:41 PM

I would have scowled at this one when I was working, but now that I'm ER I smiled at:

Don't postpone joy.

gettingthere · 05-19-2008, 01:59 PM

Among my favorites - In Vermont a few years ago, leading up to a ballot question to legalize gay marriage (or was it civil unions?):

From the "anti" crowd Take Back Vermont

From the "pro" crowd Take Vermont Forward

lazygood4nothinbum · 05-19-2008, 02:22 PM

civil. gay marriage is only allowed in massachusetts and now maybe california. in the rest of this country & most of the world we are considered to be & treated as subhumans.

gettingthere · 05-19-2008, 04:28 PM

You're right. It was for civil unions.

Westernskies · 05-19-2008, 04:58 PM

"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriends's old lady for President"

"Make Welfare as hard to get as a building permit"

"Life's a bitch. Don't vote for one"

05-17-2008, 12:40 PM	#1
calmloki Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Independence Posts: 1,419	Good bumper sticker seen: There's a bigger outcry against fur than leather because safer to terrorize old rich ladies than bikers.

05-18-2008, 10:32 AM	#2
tryan Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,460	"Even Bill doesn't want Hillary" ... couldn't make this stuff up! __________________ FIRE'd since 2005

05-18-2008, 11:10 AM	#3
Martha Administrator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: minnesota Posts: 9,848	My favorite was from the energy crisis days: 186,000 miles per second. It is not just a good idea, it's the law. __________________ . Do not rely on the information provided--my posts are not to be taken as legal advice. Needless to say you must consult with your legal representative. I am not responsible for errors. If I offended you with cya I apologize. If I did not, I tried.

05-18-2008, 05:16 PM	#6
Walt34 Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: WV Panhandle Posts: 1,222	From the BBS tagline days: Mike's Vet & Taxidermy Service. Either way, you get your dog back. I am very tempted to have that one made and put it on my pickup truck. __________________ Retired six years ago at age 52

05-18-2008, 06:35 PM	#8
bbbamI Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Dallas Vicinity Posts: 1,810	On the back of a tee shirt in a motorcycle shop.... IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE B*TCH FELL OFF __________________ If you think pleasure in life is over-rated, you haven’t been pleasured enough.

05-18-2008, 05:13 PM	#4
mathjak107 Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,430	please dont tell my mom im a financial planner she thinks im a piano player in a whore house

05-18-2008, 06:25 PM	#7
mathjak107 Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,430	Amature Gyn, Honk For Free Exam

05-18-2008, 07:30 PM	#9
kumquat Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 836	I saw this installed on 'older' car, wanted to peel it off to re-stick it on mine: "MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF $HIT TOO!" An old Canadian favourite that needs a bit of history. During the last energy crisis, the federal government came up with their National Energy Plan which entailed taxing the energy rich western provinces (or their O&G companies) to subsidize the eastern provinces. Western economies crashed giving birth to: "Let the Eastern Ba$tards freeze in the dark" __________________ Life's a bitch and then you come back - Hindu proverb

05-19-2008, 03:16 AM	#10
mathjak107 Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,430	i like "kick their ass and take their gas"

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Purron Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 754	"Imagine Whirled Peas" __________________ I purr therefore I am.

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Danny Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minnehaha Posts: 1,999	Honk if you love peace and quiet Atheism is a non-prophet organization Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal The more people I meet, the more I like my dog Rehab is for quitters I took an IQ test and the results were negative Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Hang up the phone and drive, yuppie scum My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student I'm lost, but I'm making good time Draft SUV Drivers First __________________ Danny's Waking Up To Another Beautiful Day Danny's American Diners Drive-ins Roadhouses Joints & Dives Waking Up With Nothing To Do...Trying My Very Best To Get It All Done Each and Everyday Golden Rule and Good Actions = Good Results Last edited by Danny; 05-19-2008 at 07:59 AM.

05-19-2008, 07:59 AM	#13
Eagle43 Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,653	Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus. How did our oil get under their sand. WWWND What would Willie Nelson do. __________________ Resist much. Obey Little. . . . Ed Abbey Disclaimer: My Posts are for my amusement only.

05-19-2008, 10:07 AM	#14
Zipper Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 802	How about a sign in a public washroom indicating..... "TOILET CAMS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY"

05-19-2008, 11:00 AM	#15
lazygood4nothinbum Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,783	nuke a baby gay whale for jesus __________________ "off with their heads"~~dr. joseph-ignace guillotin "life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901

05-19-2008, 01:41 PM	#16
free4now Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,009	I would have scowled at this one when I was working, but now that I'm ER I smiled at: Don't postpone joy.

05-19-2008, 01:59 PM	#17
gettingthere Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 60	Among my favorites - In Vermont a few years ago, leading up to a ballot question to legalize gay marriage (or was it civil unions?): From the "anti" crowd Take Back Vermont From the "pro" crowd Take Vermont Forward

05-19-2008, 02:22 PM	#18
lazygood4nothinbum Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,783	civil. gay marriage is only allowed in massachusetts and now maybe california. in the rest of this country & most of the world we are considered to be & treated as subhumans. __________________ "off with their heads"~~dr. joseph-ignace guillotin "life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901

05-19-2008, 04:28 PM	#19
gettingthere Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 60	You're right. It was for civil unions.

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Westernskies Full time employment: Posting here. Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 906	"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriends's old lady for President" "Make Welfare as hard to get as a building permit" "Life's a bitch. Don't vote for one"

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