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Good bumper sticker seen:

There's a bigger outcry against fur than leather because safer to terrorize old rich ladies than bikers.
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"Even Bill doesn't want Hillary"

... couldn't make this stuff up!
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My favorite was from the energy crisis days:

186,000 miles per second. It is not just a good idea, it's the law.
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Old 05-18-2008, 05:13 PM   #4
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please dont tell my mom im a financial planner

she thinks im a piano player in a whore house
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Old 05-18-2008, 05:16 PM   #5
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Topical, but one of my faves:
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From the BBS tagline days:

Mike's Vet & Taxidermy Service. Either way, you get your dog back.

I am very tempted to have that one made and put it on my pickup truck.
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Old 05-18-2008, 06:25 PM   #7
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE B*TCH FELL OFF
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I saw this installed on 'older' car, wanted to peel it off to re-stick it on mine:

"MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF $HIT TOO!"



An old Canadian favourite that needs a bit of history. During the last energy crisis, the federal government came up with their National Energy Plan which entailed taxing the energy rich western provinces (or their O&G companies) to subsidize the eastern provinces. Western economies crashed giving birth to:

"Let the Eastern Ba$tards freeze in the dark"
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:16 AM   #10
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:48 AM   #11
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal

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Rehab is for quitters

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Hang up the phone and drive, yuppie scum

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Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus.

How did our oil get under their sand.

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How about a sign in a public washroom indicating.....

"TOILET CAMS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY"
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I would have scowled at this one when I was working, but now that I'm ER I smiled at:

Don't postpone joy.
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Among my favorites - In Vermont a few years ago, leading up to a ballot question to legalize gay marriage (or was it civil unions?):

From the "anti" crowd Take Back Vermont

From the "pro" crowd Take Vermont Forward
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civil. gay marriage is only allowed in massachusetts and now maybe california. in the rest of this country & most of the world we are considered to be & treated as subhumans.
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You're right. It was for civil unions.
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