Got the T shirt!
And my SIL was the one who bought it for me, to go with the motorcycle:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" written on the back.
Now I'm not sure which is my favorite, that one or the one that reads
"I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do"
For some reason, DW thinks the first one is funny but hates the second. She says it implies that she hears strange voices, but we won't get into that....
I heard the call to do nothing. So I answered it.