Halloween Costumes that Don't Work

[REWahoo]

With Halloween coming up, thought I'd post and example of what the well-dressed FIREperson will not wear on the 31st...

 

[brewer12345]

"I don't mean to offend you, but, like, were you always a chick?"

- Otto, "The Simpsons"

 

[laurence]

AAARGH! My eyes AGAIN!

I need to start paying some one to prescreen this board for me!

 

[Patrick]

Eeeeeeew!!

Is that from the Mardi Gras Gay Parade?

 

[73ss454]

Man, you look just like Linda Carter!

 

[MJ]

I think she, he, is gorgeous.

 

[LovesLife]

Looks like a good example of what a "muffin top" looks like.

 

[yakers]

Can we get back to less traumatic posts on things like Safe Withdrawal Rates?

 

[TromboneAl]

I think your wife looks very nice, REW.  Ignore those other posters!

P.S. The stuffed beaver made me write this.

 

[maddythebeagle]

I wonder what the "stuffed beaver" is dressing up as this year?

 

[HFWR]

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