IYEEEEEEEE! It mothers day. Holy crap I gotta get in gear here.
Wife gets tea & crumpet in bed.
Mom gets e-card, gift certificate to her local Trader Joe's type of place and a phone call about 2pm.
Wife gets 2 gifts I got on ebay last week but havent wrapped yet
Both daughters 2 in-laws and grammie are coming over for my famous coq au vin on the BBQ (receipe: toast chicken breasts on the barbie while spilling wine everywhere especially down the chef's neck).
Dinner at 2, coffee and sambuca at 4, modest gift-giving at thereafter. Five o'clock - everybody out! Do dishes for wifey. Ask if she needs a backrub.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY