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Seriously, I read it in the New York Times, therefore it must be true.*
I thought it was a headline from the Onion...
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I thought it was a headline from the Onion...
I get the two confused sometimes. Remind me - which one is a parody of real life again?
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I get the two confused sometimes. Remind me - which one is a parody of real life again?
I would have expected you to respond "They both make me cry."

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"Woman gets 21 months in dog cage escape of a convicted murderer."

She didn't really have to live in a dog cage!
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Two I saw in the Wash Post in the early '70s:

Man Fatally Killed

There may be a Ring of Debris Around Uranus

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Monks brawl at Sri Lanka peace rally

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CHURCH BURNS DOWN---HOLY SMOKE


NIXON SENDS HUMPHREY A BROAD


WELCOME WAGON RUNS OVER NEW COMMER


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Controller in Kentucky crash slept 2 hours

(at home, while he wasn't working. He didn't sleep 2 hours while directing air traffic) :
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"Olmert: Efforts to meat with Abbas fail"

Maybe try the veggie approach next time?

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this one was audio: "dismembered body found, homicide suspected" ya think?
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this one was audio: "dismembered body found, homicide suspected" ya think?
Or a dreadful shaving accident.
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or an extremely effective (and final) suicide attempt.
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