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"Its funny joke Thursday" is the most popular thread on the forum, with over 700 posts. Thought maybe we would start a new one for "headlines" found online or anywhere else.
On CNN: "Congress having trouble passing anything"
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07-10-2006, 01:50 PM
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Re: Headlines
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Originally Posted by REWahoo!
On CNN:* "Congress having trouble passing anything"
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Considering they are some of the biggest @ssholes around...I find that surprising. 
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07-10-2006, 09:50 PM
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HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD!! (Repeat three times.)
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07-10-2006, 10:47 PM
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Ha one of the better jokes Ive heard in a long time 
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07-11-2006, 07:32 AM
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Re: Headlines
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted 
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07-11-2006, 02:05 PM
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Re: Headlines
Teens learn to live with stuttttering.
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07-11-2006, 02:17 PM
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Re: Headlines
"Statistics show teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"
"Jane Fonda to teens: use head to avoid pregnancy"
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07-11-2006, 02:22 PM
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Re: Headlines
"Organ festival ends in smashing climax"
"War dims hope for peace"
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07-11-2006, 02:22 PM
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Re: Headlines
"Crowds cheer as area law school produces first honest attorney this decade"
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07-11-2006, 02:24 PM
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"Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years"
"Child's stool great for use in garden"
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07-11-2006, 02:26 PM
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"Crowds cheer as area law school produces first honest attorney this decade"
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Justin, I think you're missing the point. These headlines are supposed to be actual, not fictional.
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07-11-2006, 02:27 PM
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Justin, I think you're missing the point. These headlines are supposed to be actual, not fictional.
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Seriously, I read it in the New York Times, therefore it must be true.
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07-11-2006, 02:30 PM
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Seriously, I read it in the New York Times, therefore it must be true.
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Are you under oath?
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07-11-2006, 02:31 PM
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Are you under oath?
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I'm pleading the 5th in response to that question.
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07-11-2006, 02:36 PM
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You might be presidential material:
"Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
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07-11-2006, 02:39 PM
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Seriously, I read it in the New York Times, therefore it must be true.
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And now I've seen it on the internet, so it must be doubly true...
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07-11-2006, 05:10 PM
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I don't know about true but it sure is funny...
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
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07-12-2006, 07:14 AM
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Crack found on Governor's daughter.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
War Dims Hope For Peace.
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07-12-2006, 07:42 AM
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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
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07-12-2006, 07:44 AM
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If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
War dims hope for peace
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
Man is fatally slain
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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